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... just walked in on me fapping.
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I dont Fap when my parents are asleep, i do it when they go into thier room. They always lock their door so i will have alot of time to pretend to be asleep before they reach my room. This is worst though, i heard my mum and dad "Doing It" while i was Fapping.
I have a lock on my room and headphones so im lucky.
Tis annoying cleaning up since im on my computer doing it.
Tis annoying cleaning up since im on my computer doing it.
Bed bed springs make a noise and when I've been in there for 40 minutes they think I'm either dead or polishing myself off. What else could I be doing!?! It's not sly either way. You need to wait till the oportue moment...
Mum: Do you want a sandwich for lunch?
Me: Yeh sure
Mum: I'll just go make one
*turns back*
*start choking the one eyed snake*
Mum: Do you want a sandwich for lunch?
Me: Yeh sure
Mum: I'll just go make one
*turns back*
*start choking the one eyed snake*
It was 1 in the morning, I was pretty sure he had gone to sleep....
Then BANG.. there he was at my door.
Then BANG.. there he was at my door.
I did it the other day when I thought my brother was out, but alas, he came in with strange sex noises coming out of my headphones and my little man standing proud.
Luckily he's a little dense, and didn’t realize what I was doing.
Idiot.
Luckily he's a little dense, and didn’t realize what I was doing.
Idiot.
Have you never thought of doing it when people are asleep, or using the bathroom and locking the door?
Pfft. Amateurs.
Pfft. Amateurs.
Cub!st wrote:
> Could you here him coming towards your bedroom door or whatever? I'm
> like a ninja tommy tanker, never caught because my senses are so
> cunningly atuned to all that is around me.
Lol, me too, the door on my room does not close properly, so i have to be extra carefful incase my sister or brother go past my room to get to theirs.
Three of the stairs creek so it's fairly obvious when people are comming.
> Could you here him coming towards your bedroom door or whatever? I'm
> like a ninja tommy tanker, never caught because my senses are so
> cunningly atuned to all that is around me.
Lol, me too, the door on my room does not close properly, so i have to be extra carefful incase my sister or brother go past my room to get to theirs.
Three of the stairs creek so it's fairly obvious when people are comming.
I find the best way is to practice really hard so it only takes you 30 seconds or so, including the pizza.
HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> I couldn't look at my parents in the eye this morning.
Must. Make. Joke. UNGH!
> I couldn't look at my parents in the eye this morning.
Must. Make. Joke. UNGH!
Cub!st wrote:
> Could you here him coming towards your bedroom door or whatever? I'm
> like a ninja tommy tanker, never caught because my senses are so
> cunningly atuned to all that is around me.
Ha.
Same.
I hear the door downstairs close, and it's like "Ah feck, just when I was enjoying it".
I've got a whole safety routine set up and everything, and an extreme emergency routine.
I rock.
> Could you here him coming towards your bedroom door or whatever? I'm
> like a ninja tommy tanker, never caught because my senses are so
> cunningly atuned to all that is around me.
Ha.
Same.
I hear the door downstairs close, and it's like "Ah feck, just when I was enjoying it".
I've got a whole safety routine set up and everything, and an extreme emergency routine.
I rock.
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