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My ears have popped.
I've tried doing the thing where you hold your nose and blow but it seems to have made my deafness even worse.
So...
Someone please tell me how I can un break my ears.

My ears have popped.
I've tried doing the thing where you hold your nose and blow but it seems to have made my deafness even worse.
So...
Someone please tell me how I can un break my ears.

OH NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*Runs

I've found digesting (no, I won't say swallowing) really hard sorta un-wedges the erm, ...thing, whatever it is.

Alternatively, drink lots of Ale; then you have an excuse for partially deaf hearing.

Drink until you can't feel feelings. I don't quite know how that would help you with your situation but it's a plan.

Unbreak your ears? How about flicking them, or cleaning them out?

Mystique wrote:
> My ears have popped.
> I've tried doing the thing where you hold your nose and blow but it
> seems to have made my deafness even worse.
> So...
> Someone please tell me how I can un break my ears.

Hahaha... That makes it worse. Chew some chewing-gum. That helps.

Uhhhh... I just had ago at holding my nose and blowing... I have to say, I do not recommend it.

I did that just to test my theory by the way... And it works. Hurrah!

Suck.

Suck on a sweet.

Suck it HARD.

*cough*

HálloHowArtThou wrote:

> Suck it HARD.

That line normally wotk for you?