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Anyway, I've just read this article ...
http://news.bbc.co.uk /1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3481859.stm
... and it was refreshing to see that they're not going over the top, as is usual with people trying to be all 'politically correct'. It'll be interesting to see whether these disabled performers are any good or have simply gotten through because of their disability.
> You should use your anger and turn to the darkside, building an army
> of mechanised wheel based robots (the alien innards will be hard to
> come by but Pedigree chum or perhaps dead roadkill would suffice)
> that can go up, down, electrocute-obliterate anyone who has the
> audacity to cover their eye stalks with a hand or blanket and has an
> "overide" control that makes them "accidentally"
> trundle into female changing rooms and ministerial meetings.
>
> That'd rule.
I wanna play too!
Let me have the power to, and I quote, "electrocute-obliterate".
Mwhahahahahahahahahah!
> You should use your anger and turn to the darkside, building an army
> of mechanised wheel based robots (the alien innards will be hard to
> come by but Pedigree chum or perhaps dead roadkill would suffice)
> that can go up, down, electrocute-obliterate anyone who has the
> audacity to cover their eye stalks with a hand or blanket and has an
> "overide" control that makes them "accidentally"
> trundle into female changing rooms and ministerial meetings.
>
> That'd rule.
Indeed it'would. Indeed it'would.
> Since I bought a motorised indoor chair that can go up and down too,
> my friends have taken great delight in calling me Davros ...
> b*****ds!
You should use your anger and turn to the darkside, building an army of mechanised wheel based robots (the alien innards will be hard to come by but Pedigree chum or perhaps dead roadkill would suffice) that can go up, down, electrocute-obliterate anyone who has the audacity to cover their eye stalks with a hand or blanket and has an "overide" control that makes them "accidentally" trundle into female changing rooms and ministerial meetings.
That'd rule.
> I'm sorry if this is crude and unfunny but I can picture one of the
> new episodes in Doctor Who featuring Daleks chasing someone in a
> wheel chair...
Since I bought a motorised indoor chair that can go up and down too, my friends have taken great delight in calling me Davros ... b*****ds!
> Wouldn't it be better to hire extras who are already disabled?
*tries to suppress laughter, but fails miserably*
Excellent. Reminds me of a night out with some friends ...
"Anyone know where the disabled toilet is?"
"Wouldn't you prefer one that works?"
> Wouldn't it be better to hire extras who are already disabled?
*supresses laughter*
Best one liner on here I've seen all day.
> And 2% of the extras in BBC One dramas will be disabled by the same
> time".
Wouldn't it be better to hire extras who are already disabled?
> "Last week the BBC announced targets for showing disability on
> screen that will see at least one regular disabled character in a
> returning drama series on BBC One by the end of this year".
>
> And 2% of the extras in BBC One dramas will be disabled by the same
> time".
>
> I'm sorry if this is crude and unfunny but I can picture one of the
> new episodes in Doctor Who featuring Daleks chasing someone in a
> wheel chair...
>
> "Damn these DDA requirements, we've made ourselves easy pickings
> with these ramps and lifts".
>
> "Yes! When will we ever learn?"
In fact there was a dude in one of the Dalek films in a wheel chair, he died.