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Portable Multi-Region DVD Tablet: You're practically a demi-god amongst humanoids, you look down on all those around you and, quite rightly, expect them to serve your every need. All other members on the forum not displaying this advert are considered to be scumbags.
DVD X-Copy: Content with occupying the middle ground on the forums, your posts are not opinionated yet are carefully considered when read by other members. People occasionally insult you on the forums but your feeble mind is often uncapable of defending itself. Luck is a man with his finger in a pie.
New Range of BB Guns: A natural Nazi at heart, you look to strut around the forums thinking somebody actually cares about what you post. In reality, no body has ever read anything you've ever posted, even those "brilliant" spoofs about Mario having a gay relationship with Luigi. Love shows you her eyeball.
Tsunami 5.1 Speakers: You're an idiot, a real bum, hated by the whole forum and liked by no-one (also applies to real life situations). Your posts have never meant anything to anybody because we hate you all so much. One time, the whole forum secretly tried to contact the devil to come and take your soul without you knowing. If we ever see you on the street, we'll cut your face so your mother can't have an open coffin funeral.
Mambo-X MP3 Player: A very shy person, you always manage to put your foot right in it at the wrong time. In the topics about war in the Life forum, you can always be seen posting about how Saddam was "right all along" and how the weapons of mass destruction "SHOULD have existed, then we scould have had blair".
Multi -Region, Dolby 5.1 DVD Player: You're ok (I guess)
Jetway Mini-Q Barebone PC Case: Quite smart deep down, you're the type of person that will comfort other forum members, even when they don't need it. Unfortunately, this does mean you come across gay 90% of the time to other users.
YES IM A Portable Multi-Region DVD Tablet!!!!!!!!!!
Arrrgh they're wahsing over me
What product means Nazi... oh I see.
somebody else look, SHEEPY is lying
Doesn't it change each time though?