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Well I just got in from the great outdoors and me and my friend went up to maybry to see a couple of other friends. (Yes I have friends yes I know its hard to believe)
Now we had a nice time our friends did'nt come out but oh well we went to the petrol station I got some crisps quite a nice flavor left quite a pleasent after taste anyways you know when you need a shiezer (if thats how you spell it) and you have those really bad stomach pains well my friend had them, So he made it half way home and muttered the words "I cant hold it im going commando" and went for a bush. So all was going well apart from the fact that he would have to squeeze his bumcheeks but oh well so it was out but there was one complication...
The massive shiezer had dropped in his trouser leg and he had not noticed he walked home and sat down on the sofa only to find there was a brownish mark when he stood up.
You can imagine the rest he will not show his face for a while.
Now we had a nice time our friends did'nt come out but oh well we went to the petrol station I got some crisps quite a nice flavor left quite a pleasent after taste anyways you know when you need a shiezer (if thats how you spell it) and you have those really bad stomach pains well my friend had them, So he made it half way home and muttered the words "I cant hold it im going commando" and went for a bush. So all was going well apart from the fact that he would have to squeeze his bumcheeks but oh well so it was out but there was one complication...
The massive shiezer had dropped in his trouser leg and he had not noticed he walked home and sat down on the sofa only to find there was a brownish mark when he stood up.
You can imagine the rest he will not show his face for a while.
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It is true he did not mean to s**t on his leg but did and did not notice.
Ha I cant wait to tell him I posted it on the internet.
Ha I cant wait to tell him I posted it on the internet.
i did once or twice when i was about 6 months!
English_Bloke wrote:
> I've not shat myself in days
I never have.
> I've not shat myself in days
I never have.
Or at least be an animal and do it in the corner not down his leg. Seriously only disabled animals get it on them and then they need to cut the crap from their fur. It's not nice.
I've not shat myself in years
"ß" that is pronounced as "SS". They are actually phasing it out in Germany and it is more or less acceptable to use double S instead of "ß" now.
That is the nastiest, mankiest story ever. Why couldn't he just be a human and hold it!
The German word for "s**t" is "Scheiße". 2 Years of German and that's the best word I learned.
LMAO
ROLF
ROLF
ewwww, jeez, thats not too nice
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