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Well I just got in from the great outdoors and me and my friend went up to maybry to see a couple of other friends. (Yes I have friends yes I know its hard to believe)
Now we had a nice time our friends did'nt come out but oh well we went to the petrol station I got some crisps quite a nice flavor left quite a pleasent after taste anyways you know when you need a shiezer (if thats how you spell it) and you have those really bad stomach pains well my friend had them, So he made it half way home and muttered the words "I cant hold it im going commando" and went for a bush. So all was going well apart from the fact that he would have to squeeze his bumcheeks but oh well so it was out but there was one complication...
The massive shiezer had dropped in his trouser leg and he had not noticed he walked home and sat down on the sofa only to find there was a brownish mark when he stood up.
You can imagine the rest he will not show his face for a while.
Now we had a nice time our friends did'nt come out but oh well we went to the petrol station I got some crisps quite a nice flavor left quite a pleasent after taste anyways you know when you need a shiezer (if thats how you spell it) and you have those really bad stomach pains well my friend had them, So he made it half way home and muttered the words "I cant hold it im going commando" and went for a bush. So all was going well apart from the fact that he would have to squeeze his bumcheeks but oh well so it was out but there was one complication...
The massive shiezer had dropped in his trouser leg and he had not noticed he walked home and sat down on the sofa only to find there was a brownish mark when he stood up.
You can imagine the rest he will not show his face for a while.
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English_Bloke wrote:
> I've not shat myself in days
I never have.
> I've not shat myself in days
I never have.
i did once or twice when i was about 6 months!
It is true he did not mean to s**t on his leg but did and did not notice.
Ha I cant wait to tell him I posted it on the internet.
Ha I cant wait to tell him I posted it on the internet.
Bet he'll be crapping himself
bum bum chhh
bum bum chhh
it's not even the poo-y leg that disgusts me, the fact that he'll squat and poo in some bushes, does he think he's a dog or something!
Yes well his pains were so bad he could hardly walk so...
He was holding it in for hours I mean damn.
He was holding it in for hours I mean damn.
Littlest Brother wrote:
> Bet he'll be crapping himself
>
> bum bum chhh
> Bet he'll be crapping himself
>
> bum bum chhh
why didnt he go before he left? Surely he's old enough when to know to go to a poo-poo!
A few years back I went to this house party and everyone was getting really wasted and most people crashed there. Myself and a few others went for food before going back to someone elses house to sleep.
We went back to the house where the party had been to find that someone had taken a dump on the sofa. This guy had got so drunk that when he woke up he thought he was at home, walked out the bed room and into the living room (which he thought was the bathroom in his drunken state, maybe thats where it would be in his house?) Anyway he lifted the sofa cushion, took a dump then put the cushion down and went back to sleep.
Didn't hang around long after we heard that.
We went back to the house where the party had been to find that someone had taken a dump on the sofa. This guy had got so drunk that when he woke up he thought he was at home, walked out the bed room and into the living room (which he thought was the bathroom in his drunken state, maybe thats where it would be in his house?) Anyway he lifted the sofa cushion, took a dump then put the cushion down and went back to sleep.
Didn't hang around long after we heard that.
Some People!!!
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