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"anyone got any good...."

chat up lines? if you do, shout em out! (dont acctually shout)

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> WOMAN!
> RRAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHH!
>
> Works like a charm.
>
> Whilst beating your, chest?
>
> Your, chest?
> That made no grammatical sense.
>
> Anywho ... I usually just drool a bit and / or rip my shirt open.

i guess this is an attempt to attract men?

Some of these have probably been done but...

>I'm drunk and can't find my bed, can I share yours?
>Do you like jewellery? I've got a gem you can suck on
>If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together
>Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "FINE" written all over you
>*go up to two girls talking* I don't want to come between you, or do I
>The name's Bond, James Bond

and the list goes on some vulgar and some not so bad.

English_Bloke wrote:
> You could at least get the wording right, Azul.
>
> Tisk

I did.
But as I said, I nicked it off Fresh Prince.
It's modified to work with saying it to someone.

It was;
"Damn, I guess I can kiss heaven goodbye cuz it must be a sin to look this good."

So fnar.
:)

English_Bloke wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> WOMAN!
> RRAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHH!
>
> Works like a charm.
>
> Whilst beating your, chest?

Your, chest?
That made no grammatical sense.

Anywho ... I usually just drool a bit and / or rip my shirt open.

lol

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> WOMAN!
> RRAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHH!
>
> Works like a charm.

Whilst beating your, chest?

WOMAN!
RRAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHH!

Works like a charm.

yes, David, you!!!

Me then? I make you sick?

Whatever

britney baby wrote:
> Darling wrote:
> you.make.me.sick
>
> dont flatter yourself darlin' wasnt talking about chu..

i wasn't even talking to you