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"anyone got any good...."

chat up lines? if you do, shout em out! (dont acctually shout)

chat up lines? if you do, shout em out! (dont acctually shout)

"Hey woman, get your fine ass over here and bring me a drink while you're at it!"

Never. Fails.

get your coat, you've pulled!

you must be tired, been running through my head allllll day

You: Chicken, house, sky, help

Her: What the funk??

You: Sorry, couldn't find the right words to ask you out. :p

oi, get me a drink!

Littlest Brother wrote:
> You: Chicken, house, sky, help
>
> Her: What the funk??
>
> You: Sorry, couldn't find the right words to ask you out. :p

heh, like that one!

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do I, but it broke the ice!

You might not be the most beautiful girl in the world, but beauty is only a light switch away....

Homer's chat up line to Marge: 'If you were a bogey I'd pick you first!'

I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

Do you like flowers and precious rocks? Yes? Ok, then how about coming over here and getting your tulips round this jewel?

"Damn, I guess you can kiss heaven goodbye, 'cuz it must be a sin to look that damned good!"

Actually, I just stole that off Fresh Prince.
But it works!

Darling wrote:
> oi, get me a drink!

what did i say about shouting?