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Many, many programmes on how to 'please a woman'. Ok, where are the ones on how to please a man? I'm not looking for tips, before someone suggests it, it just seems a bit one sided.
Women are so quick to slander men when it comes to courting rituals, we are expected to perform perfectly or they go and tell all their mates how you can't cut it, how you are 'not sensitive to their needs' and how you are unwilling to listen to them whinge about ex-boyfriends for hours on end.
Maybe it's time us blokes started fighting back eh? "Hey love, I'm not going anywhere with you until you make yourself a bit more presentable. Your ass DOES look to big in that, you look like a clown without make up and your perfume smells like toilet water."
Cram it, Mam. :D
Ladies, your side of the story is also required .....
Women are so quick to slander men when it comes to courting rituals, we are expected to perform perfectly or they go and tell all their mates how you can't cut it, how you are 'not sensitive to their needs' and how you are unwilling to listen to them whinge about ex-boyfriends for hours on end.
Maybe it's time us blokes started fighting back eh? "Hey love, I'm not going anywhere with you until you make yourself a bit more presentable. Your ass DOES look to big in that, you look like a clown without make up and your perfume smells like toilet water."
Cram it, Mam. :D
Ladies, your side of the story is also required .....
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Lil Ginge wrote:
> The kind of magazines most of my friends spend money on give detailed
> accounts of how to please your man. OR woman - For those that fancy a
> change.
>
> O yes, From the perfect bl*wjob to letting him slurp at his curry
> whilst watching the footie and waiting for he good stuff afterwards
>
> Its all in their Im afraid. Its all in there.
good to hear it works both ways, so to speak.
now get back in that damn kitchen and get me a stella!
:D
> The kind of magazines most of my friends spend money on give detailed
> accounts of how to please your man. OR woman - For those that fancy a
> change.
>
> O yes, From the perfect bl*wjob to letting him slurp at his curry
> whilst watching the footie and waiting for he good stuff afterwards
>
> Its all in their Im afraid. Its all in there.
good to hear it works both ways, so to speak.
now get back in that damn kitchen and get me a stella!
:D
That's the state of the entire 'civilised' world right now, I'm fed up of it. It's like we're all supposed to worship women so much that they've even started doing it themselves, with all this faux-lesbianism you see in the clubs.
Weirdly, when I was last in a taxi the radio was playing that Cher song, if I could turn back time. It's like, she is apologising to her bloke and asking him to take her back. You wouldn't get a woman singing a song about that these days. It's men who are expected to do the pleading/begging/grovelling.
Weirdly, when I was last in a taxi the radio was playing that Cher song, if I could turn back time. It's like, she is apologising to her bloke and asking him to take her back. You wouldn't get a woman singing a song about that these days. It's men who are expected to do the pleading/begging/grovelling.
But don't choose "harder" as that word.
Simon Says wrote:
> I believe that things like tying your partner up are more to do with
> guilt.
Nahhhhh, its just kinkiness, plain and simple.
If you're embarking on games of a bondage / sadomasacistic nature always remember to use a safety word, that indicates you want to stop immediately.
> I believe that things like tying your partner up are more to do with
> guilt.
Nahhhhh, its just kinkiness, plain and simple.
If you're embarking on games of a bondage / sadomasacistic nature always remember to use a safety word, that indicates you want to stop immediately.
I believe that things like tying your partner up are more to do with guilt. Society still frowns on sex as something wrong or dirty in some way. Many people have rape fantasies, but that doesn't mean they want to be raped. It means that they don't want to have the guilt associated with consent.
They want it but they don't want to want it, if that makes sense.
Being tied up is another way of dimishing the guilt and responsibility of sex, makingthe actual sex itself more enjoyable.
I think bondage is one step further in that it is punishment for the wanting and the guilt. Kind of like a payment for the sex.
That's my two cents worth, anyways.
They want it but they don't want to want it, if that makes sense.
Being tied up is another way of dimishing the guilt and responsibility of sex, makingthe actual sex itself more enjoyable.
I think bondage is one step further in that it is punishment for the wanting and the guilt. Kind of like a payment for the sex.
That's my two cents worth, anyways.
Um...
To the contrary those highly ridiculous magazines such as J17, Cosmopolitan bla bla...
The kind of magazines most of my friends spend money on give detailed accounts of how to please your man. OR woman - For those that fancy a change.
O yes, From the perfect bl*wjob to letting him slurp at his curry whilst watching the footie and waiting for he good stuff afterwards
Its all in their Im afraid. Its all in there.
To the contrary those highly ridiculous magazines such as J17, Cosmopolitan bla bla...
The kind of magazines most of my friends spend money on give detailed accounts of how to please your man. OR woman - For those that fancy a change.
O yes, From the perfect bl*wjob to letting him slurp at his curry whilst watching the footie and waiting for he good stuff afterwards
Its all in their Im afraid. Its all in there.
They will probably show the 50 ways to please a man episode next week. They are repeats from last year.
yep, they're nearly as bad as these gimps you see on 'I hate celebrity' type programmes, where they spend an hour slagging off people, just because their own lives are so dull and mundane.
Some of them need to be tied to the bed...
Then left to starve to death. Whats scary is these people spend their life trying to analyise this stuff.
Then left to starve to death. Whats scary is these people spend their life trying to analyise this stuff.
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