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"So who got a kiss on valentines?"

And I mean a real one? I-did I-did! I was on duty at the time too!

"Can I give you *hic* a kiss?"

not warm, keeping him company!

So you were keeping him warm?

Icarus wrote:
> Darling wrote:
> I didn't, i'm sure if i tried i could have had one! My date has a
> girlfriend so i wasn't going to kiss him! boo hoo!
>
> What kind of a bloke spends Valentine's day with a friend rather than
> his girlfriend?


They are going away next weekend!

Darling wrote:
> I didn't, i'm sure if i tried i could have had one! My date has a
> girlfriend so i wasn't going to kiss him! boo hoo!

What kind of a bloke spends Valentine's day with a friend rather than his girlfriend?

Did you really? On duty?

Nice

*Waits for helmet joke and the joke about how my baton extends*

Because you pulled your truncheon out.
Dunno why I haven't got bored of that yet.

Darling wrote:
> you disgust me!

And why would that be?

I ended up with a hoofer once.
I somehow managed to offload her onto someone else.
Thank God.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Ms NY wrote:
> Me! During a game of Spin the Bottle! *pukes*
>
> Ha! I've not played that game in years.

It can be fun; it depends who you play it with...

:^D