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"My Dog"

My Dog killed my cat yesterday.Discuss.

My dog never 'humps my leg', 'cos you have to curl up into a ball and scare it for my dog to do anything stupid. Also my dog is a girl (b*tch) and oerhaps you should get your' dog neutered?

Oh, seeing as you have a dog, can u tell me if your dog ever tries to hump your leg, mine always does it. I hate it , i just want a friendly relationship with my dog not his gay lover.

Oh and when your dog gets an errection does this red thing come out of his penis?

Dogs can be a hassle, I have a dog too. I am 'The Mole' as in a criminal mastermind.

Are u a mole as in an animal or a mole as in the hairy thing people have on their faces. I dont think he has sudden mood swings but there was a time last year when he had severe diaria, it lasted about 3 months and he refused to come in the house ( dont ask y ) and would stay in his kennel unless his food was ready which i also had to put out side. *Tear Drops*

I just wonder what compelled a dog that has seemingly come to except the cat to then turn on it and kill it. Does your' dog have sudden agressive mood swings or did they fight?

R.I.P cat. I'm sorry man, hope you remember the happy things and not the bad.

My dogs actually acting differently since he kiled Jack, maybe he has realised what he has done. He didn't actually see him die cos he died in the vets, i feel a bit sorry for Henry cos he was good friends with Jack and they both kept each other happy, now Henrys all lonely *Tear Drops*.

I might buy another cat but im worried the same thing will happen, by the way is it possible for a cat to get pregnant from a dog???

Makes a change from ripping out the throat

Lol!
It'd be funny if my dog was called Rover.

That's sad.

A Fiat killedmy cat.

If you were actually there when it happened you wouldn't feel that way, i said the cat tried to sh*g him but maybe i should have used the word RAPE, i will tell you exactly what happened:

I was playing SOCOM in my house all alone, the cat and dog were in my bedrooom with me, they had been in there with me for about 4 hours.Then they started to wrestle with each other ( Not violent, i think they were just playing ) then my cat jumped on Henry's (my dog) back and started to sh*g him, the wierd thing was they were both boys, anyway, Henry wasn't impressed so he tried to snap at Jack (my cat) but missed, then Jack scratched henry and ran to the other side of the room, by that time my controller and headset wire was all over the place and my PS2 fell, so i restarted my PS2 while cursing my two pets as they stared at each other, i could see that henry was ready to bite but jack was just calm. About 20 mins later i looked at them both, jack was snoring his head off (how cute CJG, not) and Henry was getting closer to him, the henry barked at jack and scratched him, cos of jacks age the vet said he had died of shock ( heart attack ).*Tear drops*

So it was a bit out of order but i teaches a valuable lesson to all those gay rappers out their...YOU'LL NEVER BUM SH*G ME!