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Hello snake this is your mission you have already infiltrated fox island in the north east Antarctic you are now in a military base called SR be careful snake you will have to use stealth and cunning to outwit the enemy.
Alright what am I going up against?
Well the general enemy will be a private army of JATs (Just arrived today’s) but the main team are called Spam hound a team of elite spammers who have successfully infiltrated and taken over SR.
Do I have any backup?
No the GAD men are currently doing a cleanup job on Strykes remnant forces at his evil lair they would have finished but English bloke still has to find out how to get out of bullet time.
Well who are the members of Spam hound then?
The first member of the team is Games Girl she has elite sniping ability’s able to Spam even from India as she likes it to be known but in real life it is her back garden due to a distressed childhood when the parents forgot to give her dinner she had to survive by eating beetles and making friends with the rats.
The next member of the team is b@z an elite in psychosis he is able to transmit Spam without talking or typing he is able to push keys with his mind and if you get on his wrong side he will project Spam into your mind directly and turn you into one of his private army.
The final member is Gamezfrreak armed with a Spam cannon he can post multiple times in different threads and forums in a matter of seconds DO NOT confront him directly or his Spam will tear through you and overload your monitor.
Aren’t there meant to be six?
Yes but they won on that new game show traitor and split the money for a holiday in bora bora but there may be a surprise visit from Dean chambers AKA Bellghost.
Ok I will keep my eyes open silent thunder thanks.
Don’t die on me snake.
I will try not to hey can I hear voices in the background?
Yes err these people are analysing you snake
Analysing me?!?! What haven’t you been telling me thunder?
Its not my idea theses orders came from the government
Bull thunder using lies again are we well now im here I need to complete my mission what are my objectives and who are these people?
The people analysing you are El Robin one of the most qualified paediatricians in the country he will be assessing you on health and situation issues I will introduce you to miss NY and DW later on in your mission your objective is to destroy metal gear RoJ and eliminate Spam hound.
Wait why do I need a paediatrician on my mission?
Well snake I haven’t been completely honest with you there’s something you don’t know…
You have the mind of a 6 year old child snake.
WHAT?!
When big boss genetically engineered you his workers thought they would play a practical joke on you and mix your brain up with a 3 year olds 3 years ago.
Silent thunder your lying no its lies LIES it cant be GAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
Snake snake this is Miss NY one of your analyser’s thing picture it in your mind Lego blocks calm your mind that brightly coloured Lego is your centre find your centre.
NOOOOO GAAAR I CANT FIND THAT LEGO NOOOO GARRRR
Its not working thunder we cant do a thing.
Snake dropped to the floor screaming and crying in a blinding temper tantrum meanwhile about 100 metres away…
Hey Afro Joe can you hear screaming like the tantrum?
Nah must be you snuggly.
I guess so.
Snake was never seen again his bones were found after games girls rats found him ate his skin and left him.
The morel of this story is if you are going to genetically create life don’t stick a 3 year olds brain into the life form and then send it on a mission involving silent thunder.
Hope you enjoyed this you probably didn’t.
Alright what am I going up against?
Well the general enemy will be a private army of JATs (Just arrived today’s) but the main team are called Spam hound a team of elite spammers who have successfully infiltrated and taken over SR.
Do I have any backup?
No the GAD men are currently doing a cleanup job on Strykes remnant forces at his evil lair they would have finished but English bloke still has to find out how to get out of bullet time.
Well who are the members of Spam hound then?
The first member of the team is Games Girl she has elite sniping ability’s able to Spam even from India as she likes it to be known but in real life it is her back garden due to a distressed childhood when the parents forgot to give her dinner she had to survive by eating beetles and making friends with the rats.
The next member of the team is b@z an elite in psychosis he is able to transmit Spam without talking or typing he is able to push keys with his mind and if you get on his wrong side he will project Spam into your mind directly and turn you into one of his private army.
The final member is Gamezfrreak armed with a Spam cannon he can post multiple times in different threads and forums in a matter of seconds DO NOT confront him directly or his Spam will tear through you and overload your monitor.
Aren’t there meant to be six?
Yes but they won on that new game show traitor and split the money for a holiday in bora bora but there may be a surprise visit from Dean chambers AKA Bellghost.
Ok I will keep my eyes open silent thunder thanks.
Don’t die on me snake.
I will try not to hey can I hear voices in the background?
Yes err these people are analysing you snake
Analysing me?!?! What haven’t you been telling me thunder?
Its not my idea theses orders came from the government
Bull thunder using lies again are we well now im here I need to complete my mission what are my objectives and who are these people?
The people analysing you are El Robin one of the most qualified paediatricians in the country he will be assessing you on health and situation issues I will introduce you to miss NY and DW later on in your mission your objective is to destroy metal gear RoJ and eliminate Spam hound.
Wait why do I need a paediatrician on my mission?
Well snake I haven’t been completely honest with you there’s something you don’t know…
You have the mind of a 6 year old child snake.
WHAT?!
When big boss genetically engineered you his workers thought they would play a practical joke on you and mix your brain up with a 3 year olds 3 years ago.
Silent thunder your lying no its lies LIES it cant be GAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
Snake snake this is Miss NY one of your analyser’s thing picture it in your mind Lego blocks calm your mind that brightly coloured Lego is your centre find your centre.
NOOOOO GAAAR I CANT FIND THAT LEGO NOOOO GARRRR
Its not working thunder we cant do a thing.
Snake dropped to the floor screaming and crying in a blinding temper tantrum meanwhile about 100 metres away…
Hey Afro Joe can you hear screaming like the tantrum?
Nah must be you snuggly.
I guess so.
Snake was never seen again his bones were found after games girls rats found him ate his skin and left him.
The morel of this story is if you are going to genetically create life don’t stick a 3 year olds brain into the life form and then send it on a mission involving silent thunder.
Hope you enjoyed this you probably didn’t.
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Maybe another one but probobly not soon acctually maybe on sunday the next one wont be crappy though.
Genuinely hilarious, I like the way you 'made light' of the SR towers' most persistent spammers in a comedy.
Make sure you post another one...AND SOON!
Make sure you post another one...AND SOON!
Haha.
Kyle Katan.
I laugh.
Kyle Katan.
I laugh.
In edgy's story thread thing I posted about my story and that it was completely pants and he replied its better than doing nout.
So before you critisize someones story things without reading it bloody do it yourself.
So before you critisize someones story things without reading it bloody do it yourself.
Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Never EVER post another spoof
Amen, brother.
Please, please, PLEASE break your idea of re-releasing this.
I'll even pay you.
> Never EVER post another spoof
Amen, brother.
Please, please, PLEASE break your idea of re-releasing this.
I'll even pay you.
Gabriel Logan wrote:
> Hope you enjoyed this you probably didn’t.
Go on, hazard a guess.
Possibly the only line worth reading there, because it's the only line that made sense.
> Hope you enjoyed this you probably didn’t.
Go on, hazard a guess.
Possibly the only line worth reading there, because it's the only line that made sense.
Hmmm
Now, would I rather jam this rusty spoon into my eye and flick my eyeball onto the floor.
OR
Read this "spoof".....
*Hold up her spoon*
Now, would I rather jam this rusty spoon into my eye and flick my eyeball onto the floor.
OR
Read this "spoof".....
*Hold up her spoon*
killme
Damn my spoof was a faliure never mind I will try next time thank you pliskin and ostrich.
it was alright
I think i prefer the game
I think i prefer the game
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