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"A cheesy joke to raise a smile"

.. or deepen your rage, depending on how your day is going.

A duck goes into a pub, waddles up to the bar, and says to the barkeep :
"Got any bread?"
"No, sorry, we don't do that here" is the reply
"Got any bread?"
"Nope, sorry, I told you, no bread here" is the more disgruntled reply
"Got any bread?"
"No, you idiot, we don't have any sodding bread!"
"Got any bread?"
"No, stop asking me and order something else"
"Got any bread?"
"For gods sake, this is a pub, we serve alcohol and snacks, NO BREAD!"
"Got any bread?"
"Order something from the bar or leave!"
"Got any bread?"
"Listen you cretinous little freak, if you don't stop asking me for bread, I'll nail your beak to this god damned bar!!!"
*an uncomfortable pause*
"Got any nails?" asks the unphased duck
"NO!" is the reply
"Got any bread?" asks the duck

BA BOOM TSCH

Any cheesy jokes you care to share?

*Quackers

Well I can say he's qucakers.

Gabriel Logan wrote:
> I have the cheesyest joke of all.
>
>
> Three ducks walk into a bar the first duck says:Got any cwisps?
> The barman says yes here you go.
>
> The second duck says:Do you know where I can use my quack cocane?
> The barman leanes over to him and whispers:Yes in the toilet on the
> right.
>
> The third duck goes up to him and I swear this made me p!ss my pants
> with laughter right the third duck says here it comes:.........I like
> your tie.
>

I wanted to laugh, but I didn't get it. Please explain.

I found the second bit the funniest - 'quack cocaine' - golden.

Ha ha, I'm wetting myself with laughter. And I'm being sarcastic.

I have the cheesyest joke of all.


Three ducks walk into a bar the first duck says:Got any cwisps?
The barman says yes here you go.

The second duck says:Do you know where I can use my quack cocane?
The barman leanes over to him and whispers:Yes in the toilet on the right.

The third duck goes up to him and I swear this made me p!ss my pants with laughter right the third duck says here it comes:.........I like your tie.

HAHAHA oh I laughed my head of.

I've seen it in another Thread. Didn't laugh much then anyway.

I must have left my sense of humor in my jacket pocket because I didn't laugh.

Heard that before - I'm still amused though!

Very good. No, really!

Strangely there's nobody else online at the moment. Only person even showing on MSN is Grix, whom I suspect never actually sleeps. I don't think I've seen him offline after midnight for months now.

.. or deepen your rage, depending on how your day is going.

A duck goes into a pub, waddles up to the bar, and says to the barkeep :
"Got any bread?"
"No, sorry, we don't do that here" is the reply
"Got any bread?"
"Nope, sorry, I told you, no bread here" is the more disgruntled reply
"Got any bread?"
"No, you idiot, we don't have any sodding bread!"
"Got any bread?"
"No, stop asking me and order something else"
"Got any bread?"
"For gods sake, this is a pub, we serve alcohol and snacks, NO BREAD!"
"Got any bread?"
"Order something from the bar or leave!"
"Got any bread?"
"Listen you cretinous little freak, if you don't stop asking me for bread, I'll nail your beak to this god damned bar!!!"
*an uncomfortable pause*
"Got any nails?" asks the unphased duck
"NO!" is the reply
"Got any bread?" asks the duck

BA BOOM TSCH

Any cheesy jokes you care to share?