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"A cheesy joke to raise a smile"

.. or deepen your rage, depending on how your day is going.

A duck goes into a pub, waddles up to the bar, and says to the barkeep :
"Got any bread?"
"No, sorry, we don't do that here" is the reply
"Got any bread?"
"Nope, sorry, I told you, no bread here" is the more disgruntled reply
"Got any bread?"
"No, you idiot, we don't have any sodding bread!"
"Got any bread?"
"No, stop asking me and order something else"
"Got any bread?"
"For gods sake, this is a pub, we serve alcohol and snacks, NO BREAD!"
"Got any bread?"
"Order something from the bar or leave!"
"Got any bread?"
"Listen you cretinous little freak, if you don't stop asking me for bread, I'll nail your beak to this god damned bar!!!"
*an uncomfortable pause*
"Got any nails?" asks the unphased duck
"NO!" is the reply
"Got any bread?" asks the duck

BA BOOM TSCH

Any cheesy jokes you care to share?

*who

*man pulls up to a drive through McDonalds*

McD worker : Can I take your order please?
Man : Can I have some chips please?
McD worker : Sorry we don't have any chips would you like something else?
Man : Can I have some chips please?
McD Worker : No there are no chips, anything else?
Man : Can I have some chips please?
McD Worker : I said there is no chips sir do you want anything else or not?
Man : Can I have some chips please?
McD Worker : Look wow puts the "pot" in potato?
Man : Emmm nature does?
McD Worker : That's right now who puts the "fr!g" in chips?
Man : But there aint no "fr!g" in chips
McD : Exactly so p!ss off!

Borat! You thief! I told that joke about a week ago! Thief!

Etc.

Galacticdramon wrote:
> P.S. Is your "Y" key messed up? It keeps putting
> "T". Or is it becasue they're right next to each other?

Meh I hate brothers hes switched loads of my keys but there fine now.

I've heard that before except it was a rabbit, a butcher and pizza. It's a good un.

Gabriel Logan wrote:
> Because it made you believe that it was going to be bloodt funnt
> therefore it is a joke joke on the people who read it.

Well, it wasn't a joke in ANY way to me.

P.S. Is your "Y" key messed up? It keeps putting "T". Or is it becasue they're right next to each other?

Heh, might use that one.

Galacticdramon wrote:
> Gabriel Logan wrote:
> It wasnt funny at all the third but was sarcasm. Thats why its
> cheesy.
>
> Precisely. So how was it a joke?

Because it made you believe that it was going to be bloodt funnt therefore it is a joke joke on the people who read it.

Gabriel Logan wrote:
> It wasnt funny at all the third but was sarcasm. Thats why its
> cheesy.

Precisely. So how was it a joke?

ßulle††™ wrote:
> Gabriel Logan wrote:
> I have the cheesyest joke of all.
>
>
> Three ducks walk into a bar the first duck says:Got any cwisps?
> The barman says yes here you go.
>
> The second duck says:Do you know where I can use my quack cocane?
> The barman leanes over to him and whispers:Yes in the toilet on the
> right.
>
> The third duck goes up to him and I swear this made me p!ss my pants
> with laughter right the third duck says here it comes:.........I
> like
> your tie.
>
>
> I wanted to laugh, but I didn't get it. Please explain.
>
> I found the second bit the funniest - 'quack cocaine' - golden.

It wasnt funny at all the third but was sarcasm. Thats why its cheesy.