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My Day
You have heard of the interesting places and ridiculous scenarios that I have got myself into before and yes indeed - I am a fool.
But today I did not rush my boyfriend into A & E after nearly breaking his thumb by accident nor did the suction of the toilet force my eeny weeny bum into 'stuck mode' as I wait in anticipation on my legs that are turning shades of blue.
Today was literally quite eventful.
It all started when I trotted into school with my brother who unfortunatly now towers over me (bearing in mind I am two years his elder) We was greeted by children that had already looked like they had wrestled lions to an incredibally muddy floor - they were even shorter than myself so a sense of overwhelming glee that year 7's littler than myself still exist.
They yelped at us, screamed at us, danced around like furry gibbons whilst chanting 'NO POWER NO SCHOOL NO POWER NO SCHOOL' at us and we both just plainly walked along whilst thinking they should start the drug talks at school alot earlier nowadays at current times.
But NO! The whole school which consists of four big blocks were completely black. A row of teachers were lining each block (as if soldiers but the coffee mugs and tartan hats replaced guns ya see)... The electricity was out completely - I entered the sixth form block to be greeted with 'claire put the tv on *giggle giggle snort snort*' and everyone explaining the misfortune in hand. The school might close for the second thursday running (as last week the snow)
The Headteacher, and deputy heads O yes the big guns were out showing that they werent going to be fought easily they herded and patroled with no signs of defeat. This was followed by the complete nonse of a teacher (The inevitable short, hair receeding teacher everyone has that is on A power trip) ON A LOUDSPEAKER! O yes none other than one of those white funnels you yell into. He stood on a flower arrangement and screamed at the entire school what was to happen.
_ cutting it fine? The school didnt bloody shut. The lights were down four ages then come back on - then off then on again. Meanwhile I was planning to bust me and my boyfriend to his 'lonely house' for a little home tuiton... *ahem* This did not happen much to my dismay.
ASSEMBLY! They bloosy bleedin dicksquat showed us a man from the goverment who talked to us about driving. BLOODY SICK ASS PICTURES OF BURNT PEOPLE, OF CRUSHED PEOPLE --- OF BLEEDING PEOPLE!!! As we watched in horror they showed this one poor poor lady who was smothered in blood dangling out of a car I thought that enough thanks and they zoomed in IN ON HER!
After this I proceed terrified to a driving lesson - in which he asks why i am going so slowly and I explain I musnt speed If I want my head n my neck. SO in retalliation he dumps a practise test on me - which I failed of course as its my first time but heck did damn well ok in relation..
Anyway. Im in a play tonight with a friend and the friend I rag regularly ;) My nanny mum dad and friends are watching and my nervers are all a flutter (a line from play)
I hope if you could be bothered to read this long drawn out affair you wont slit your wrists after turning quite insane.
I love you all.
You have heard of the interesting places and ridiculous scenarios that I have got myself into before and yes indeed - I am a fool.
But today I did not rush my boyfriend into A & E after nearly breaking his thumb by accident nor did the suction of the toilet force my eeny weeny bum into 'stuck mode' as I wait in anticipation on my legs that are turning shades of blue.
Today was literally quite eventful.
It all started when I trotted into school with my brother who unfortunatly now towers over me (bearing in mind I am two years his elder) We was greeted by children that had already looked like they had wrestled lions to an incredibally muddy floor - they were even shorter than myself so a sense of overwhelming glee that year 7's littler than myself still exist.
They yelped at us, screamed at us, danced around like furry gibbons whilst chanting 'NO POWER NO SCHOOL NO POWER NO SCHOOL' at us and we both just plainly walked along whilst thinking they should start the drug talks at school alot earlier nowadays at current times.
But NO! The whole school which consists of four big blocks were completely black. A row of teachers were lining each block (as if soldiers but the coffee mugs and tartan hats replaced guns ya see)... The electricity was out completely - I entered the sixth form block to be greeted with 'claire put the tv on *giggle giggle snort snort*' and everyone explaining the misfortune in hand. The school might close for the second thursday running (as last week the snow)
The Headteacher, and deputy heads O yes the big guns were out showing that they werent going to be fought easily they herded and patroled with no signs of defeat. This was followed by the complete nonse of a teacher (The inevitable short, hair receeding teacher everyone has that is on A power trip) ON A LOUDSPEAKER! O yes none other than one of those white funnels you yell into. He stood on a flower arrangement and screamed at the entire school what was to happen.
_ cutting it fine? The school didnt bloody shut. The lights were down four ages then come back on - then off then on again. Meanwhile I was planning to bust me and my boyfriend to his 'lonely house' for a little home tuiton... *ahem* This did not happen much to my dismay.
ASSEMBLY! They bloosy bleedin dicksquat showed us a man from the goverment who talked to us about driving. BLOODY SICK ASS PICTURES OF BURNT PEOPLE, OF CRUSHED PEOPLE --- OF BLEEDING PEOPLE!!! As we watched in horror they showed this one poor poor lady who was smothered in blood dangling out of a car I thought that enough thanks and they zoomed in IN ON HER!
After this I proceed terrified to a driving lesson - in which he asks why i am going so slowly and I explain I musnt speed If I want my head n my neck. SO in retalliation he dumps a practise test on me - which I failed of course as its my first time but heck did damn well ok in relation..
Anyway. Im in a play tonight with a friend and the friend I rag regularly ;) My nanny mum dad and friends are watching and my nervers are all a flutter (a line from play)
I hope if you could be bothered to read this long drawn out affair you wont slit your wrists after turning quite insane.
I love you all.
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Paradox: wrote:
> Good luck with the play sweet pea.
:D Thanks sugar plum
I excited - I have such a posh accent!! Ahh well lasts nights went off a hoot and I was praised immensely but there is near enough a fall house tonight at brentwood theatre so hopefully all will go well.
> Good luck with the play sweet pea.
:D Thanks sugar plum
I excited - I have such a posh accent!! Ahh well lasts nights went off a hoot and I was praised immensely but there is near enough a fall house tonight at brentwood theatre so hopefully all will go well.
Lil Ginge wrote:
> Did you pee your panties borat???
Erm .... no
*shuffles uncomfortably in chair*
our nearest airstrip is about 15 miles away, and that's a military installation, so we never get big jets flying over.
This was a fast military jobby though, I thought perhaps I'd offended Biggles and he was coming to strafe my house ....
> Did you pee your panties borat???
Erm .... no
*shuffles uncomfortably in chair*
our nearest airstrip is about 15 miles away, and that's a military installation, so we never get big jets flying over.
This was a fast military jobby though, I thought perhaps I'd offended Biggles and he was coming to strafe my house ....
Good luck with the play sweet pea.
Thankyou Borat - Where my Aunt lives (near Haethrow) I simply would NOT be able to get asleep at night. Every three minutes a jet flies straight across her house as if it had literally taken off on the front lawn!
Did you pee your panties borat???
Did you pee your panties borat???
Charmed!
I wish I had such interesting things to tell you. A jet did fly very low over my house earlier. I thought world war 3 had started.
That's it though.
Good luck with your play!
I wish I had such interesting things to tell you. A jet did fly very low over my house earlier. I thought world war 3 had started.
That's it though.
Good luck with your play!
My Day
You have heard of the interesting places and ridiculous scenarios that I have got myself into before and yes indeed - I am a fool.
But today I did not rush my boyfriend into A & E after nearly breaking his thumb by accident nor did the suction of the toilet force my eeny weeny bum into 'stuck mode' as I wait in anticipation on my legs that are turning shades of blue.
Today was literally quite eventful.
It all started when I trotted into school with my brother who unfortunatly now towers over me (bearing in mind I am two years his elder) We was greeted by children that had already looked like they had wrestled lions to an incredibally muddy floor - they were even shorter than myself so a sense of overwhelming glee that year 7's littler than myself still exist.
They yelped at us, screamed at us, danced around like furry gibbons whilst chanting 'NO POWER NO SCHOOL NO POWER NO SCHOOL' at us and we both just plainly walked along whilst thinking they should start the drug talks at school alot earlier nowadays at current times.
But NO! The whole school which consists of four big blocks were completely black. A row of teachers were lining each block (as if soldiers but the coffee mugs and tartan hats replaced guns ya see)... The electricity was out completely - I entered the sixth form block to be greeted with 'claire put the tv on *giggle giggle snort snort*' and everyone explaining the misfortune in hand. The school might close for the second thursday running (as last week the snow)
The Headteacher, and deputy heads O yes the big guns were out showing that they werent going to be fought easily they herded and patroled with no signs of defeat. This was followed by the complete nonse of a teacher (The inevitable short, hair receeding teacher everyone has that is on A power trip) ON A LOUDSPEAKER! O yes none other than one of those white funnels you yell into. He stood on a flower arrangement and screamed at the entire school what was to happen.
_ cutting it fine? The school didnt bloody shut. The lights were down four ages then come back on - then off then on again. Meanwhile I was planning to bust me and my boyfriend to his 'lonely house' for a little home tuiton... *ahem* This did not happen much to my dismay.
ASSEMBLY! They bloosy bleedin dicksquat showed us a man from the goverment who talked to us about driving. BLOODY SICK ASS PICTURES OF BURNT PEOPLE, OF CRUSHED PEOPLE --- OF BLEEDING PEOPLE!!! As we watched in horror they showed this one poor poor lady who was smothered in blood dangling out of a car I thought that enough thanks and they zoomed in IN ON HER!
After this I proceed terrified to a driving lesson - in which he asks why i am going so slowly and I explain I musnt speed If I want my head n my neck. SO in retalliation he dumps a practise test on me - which I failed of course as its my first time but heck did damn well ok in relation..
Anyway. Im in a play tonight with a friend and the friend I rag regularly ;) My nanny mum dad and friends are watching and my nervers are all a flutter (a line from play)
I hope if you could be bothered to read this long drawn out affair you wont slit your wrists after turning quite insane.
I love you all.
You have heard of the interesting places and ridiculous scenarios that I have got myself into before and yes indeed - I am a fool.
But today I did not rush my boyfriend into A & E after nearly breaking his thumb by accident nor did the suction of the toilet force my eeny weeny bum into 'stuck mode' as I wait in anticipation on my legs that are turning shades of blue.
Today was literally quite eventful.
It all started when I trotted into school with my brother who unfortunatly now towers over me (bearing in mind I am two years his elder) We was greeted by children that had already looked like they had wrestled lions to an incredibally muddy floor - they were even shorter than myself so a sense of overwhelming glee that year 7's littler than myself still exist.
They yelped at us, screamed at us, danced around like furry gibbons whilst chanting 'NO POWER NO SCHOOL NO POWER NO SCHOOL' at us and we both just plainly walked along whilst thinking they should start the drug talks at school alot earlier nowadays at current times.
But NO! The whole school which consists of four big blocks were completely black. A row of teachers were lining each block (as if soldiers but the coffee mugs and tartan hats replaced guns ya see)... The electricity was out completely - I entered the sixth form block to be greeted with 'claire put the tv on *giggle giggle snort snort*' and everyone explaining the misfortune in hand. The school might close for the second thursday running (as last week the snow)
The Headteacher, and deputy heads O yes the big guns were out showing that they werent going to be fought easily they herded and patroled with no signs of defeat. This was followed by the complete nonse of a teacher (The inevitable short, hair receeding teacher everyone has that is on A power trip) ON A LOUDSPEAKER! O yes none other than one of those white funnels you yell into. He stood on a flower arrangement and screamed at the entire school what was to happen.
_ cutting it fine? The school didnt bloody shut. The lights were down four ages then come back on - then off then on again. Meanwhile I was planning to bust me and my boyfriend to his 'lonely house' for a little home tuiton... *ahem* This did not happen much to my dismay.
ASSEMBLY! They bloosy bleedin dicksquat showed us a man from the goverment who talked to us about driving. BLOODY SICK ASS PICTURES OF BURNT PEOPLE, OF CRUSHED PEOPLE --- OF BLEEDING PEOPLE!!! As we watched in horror they showed this one poor poor lady who was smothered in blood dangling out of a car I thought that enough thanks and they zoomed in IN ON HER!
After this I proceed terrified to a driving lesson - in which he asks why i am going so slowly and I explain I musnt speed If I want my head n my neck. SO in retalliation he dumps a practise test on me - which I failed of course as its my first time but heck did damn well ok in relation..
Anyway. Im in a play tonight with a friend and the friend I rag regularly ;) My nanny mum dad and friends are watching and my nervers are all a flutter (a line from play)
I hope if you could be bothered to read this long drawn out affair you wont slit your wrists after turning quite insane.
I love you all.
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