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My Day
You have heard of the interesting places and ridiculous scenarios that I have got myself into before and yes indeed - I am a fool.
But today I did not rush my boyfriend into A & E after nearly breaking his thumb by accident nor did the suction of the toilet force my eeny weeny bum into 'stuck mode' as I wait in anticipation on my legs that are turning shades of blue.
Today was literally quite eventful.
It all started when I trotted into school with my brother who unfortunatly now towers over me (bearing in mind I am two years his elder) We was greeted by children that had already looked like they had wrestled lions to an incredibally muddy floor - they were even shorter than myself so a sense of overwhelming glee that year 7's littler than myself still exist.
They yelped at us, screamed at us, danced around like furry gibbons whilst chanting 'NO POWER NO SCHOOL NO POWER NO SCHOOL' at us and we both just plainly walked along whilst thinking they should start the drug talks at school alot earlier nowadays at current times.
But NO! The whole school which consists of four big blocks were completely black. A row of teachers were lining each block (as if soldiers but the coffee mugs and tartan hats replaced guns ya see)... The electricity was out completely - I entered the sixth form block to be greeted with 'claire put the tv on *giggle giggle snort snort*' and everyone explaining the misfortune in hand. The school might close for the second thursday running (as last week the snow)
The Headteacher, and deputy heads O yes the big guns were out showing that they werent going to be fought easily they herded and patroled with no signs of defeat. This was followed by the complete nonse of a teacher (The inevitable short, hair receeding teacher everyone has that is on A power trip) ON A LOUDSPEAKER! O yes none other than one of those white funnels you yell into. He stood on a flower arrangement and screamed at the entire school what was to happen.
_ cutting it fine? The school didnt bloody shut. The lights were down four ages then come back on - then off then on again. Meanwhile I was planning to bust me and my boyfriend to his 'lonely house' for a little home tuiton... *ahem* This did not happen much to my dismay.
ASSEMBLY! They bloosy bleedin dicksquat showed us a man from the goverment who talked to us about driving. BLOODY SICK ASS PICTURES OF BURNT PEOPLE, OF CRUSHED PEOPLE --- OF BLEEDING PEOPLE!!! As we watched in horror they showed this one poor poor lady who was smothered in blood dangling out of a car I thought that enough thanks and they zoomed in IN ON HER!
After this I proceed terrified to a driving lesson - in which he asks why i am going so slowly and I explain I musnt speed If I want my head n my neck. SO in retalliation he dumps a practise test on me - which I failed of course as its my first time but heck did damn well ok in relation..
Anyway. Im in a play tonight with a friend and the friend I rag regularly ;) My nanny mum dad and friends are watching and my nervers are all a flutter (a line from play)
I hope if you could be bothered to read this long drawn out affair you wont slit your wrists after turning quite insane.
I love you all.
You have heard of the interesting places and ridiculous scenarios that I have got myself into before and yes indeed - I am a fool.
But today I did not rush my boyfriend into A & E after nearly breaking his thumb by accident nor did the suction of the toilet force my eeny weeny bum into 'stuck mode' as I wait in anticipation on my legs that are turning shades of blue.
Today was literally quite eventful.
It all started when I trotted into school with my brother who unfortunatly now towers over me (bearing in mind I am two years his elder) We was greeted by children that had already looked like they had wrestled lions to an incredibally muddy floor - they were even shorter than myself so a sense of overwhelming glee that year 7's littler than myself still exist.
They yelped at us, screamed at us, danced around like furry gibbons whilst chanting 'NO POWER NO SCHOOL NO POWER NO SCHOOL' at us and we both just plainly walked along whilst thinking they should start the drug talks at school alot earlier nowadays at current times.
But NO! The whole school which consists of four big blocks were completely black. A row of teachers were lining each block (as if soldiers but the coffee mugs and tartan hats replaced guns ya see)... The electricity was out completely - I entered the sixth form block to be greeted with 'claire put the tv on *giggle giggle snort snort*' and everyone explaining the misfortune in hand. The school might close for the second thursday running (as last week the snow)
The Headteacher, and deputy heads O yes the big guns were out showing that they werent going to be fought easily they herded and patroled with no signs of defeat. This was followed by the complete nonse of a teacher (The inevitable short, hair receeding teacher everyone has that is on A power trip) ON A LOUDSPEAKER! O yes none other than one of those white funnels you yell into. He stood on a flower arrangement and screamed at the entire school what was to happen.
_ cutting it fine? The school didnt bloody shut. The lights were down four ages then come back on - then off then on again. Meanwhile I was planning to bust me and my boyfriend to his 'lonely house' for a little home tuiton... *ahem* This did not happen much to my dismay.
ASSEMBLY! They bloosy bleedin dicksquat showed us a man from the goverment who talked to us about driving. BLOODY SICK ASS PICTURES OF BURNT PEOPLE, OF CRUSHED PEOPLE --- OF BLEEDING PEOPLE!!! As we watched in horror they showed this one poor poor lady who was smothered in blood dangling out of a car I thought that enough thanks and they zoomed in IN ON HER!
After this I proceed terrified to a driving lesson - in which he asks why i am going so slowly and I explain I musnt speed If I want my head n my neck. SO in retalliation he dumps a practise test on me - which I failed of course as its my first time but heck did damn well ok in relation..
Anyway. Im in a play tonight with a friend and the friend I rag regularly ;) My nanny mum dad and friends are watching and my nervers are all a flutter (a line from play)
I hope if you could be bothered to read this long drawn out affair you wont slit your wrists after turning quite insane.
I love you all.
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You do it in your teachers office? That is just weird...
Heh ANT!
Wooo that was damn funny though the loudspeaker didnt work exactly did it and he was a fat short hair receeding bumperclat on a flower bush thingy....
shall we do something nasty??
This is the same teacher who every year at the dinner and dance someone has sexual *anal* intercourse in his office upstairs... but you didnt hear that from me Antony ok?
Wooo that was damn funny though the loudspeaker didnt work exactly did it and he was a fat short hair receeding bumperclat on a flower bush thingy....
shall we do something nasty??
This is the same teacher who every year at the dinner and dance someone has sexual *anal* intercourse in his office upstairs... but you didnt hear that from me Antony ok?
Most interesting to happen to me today? Having the bloody firebell go off at college. Cause our sixth form is about 20 metres from the secondary school, We have to go out with the kids onto the tennis courts.
Everyone gets excited and goes mental, little year 7's jumping around shouting "fire! quick, do you smell burning?" and blah blah, some headteacher dude shouts down his megaphone that some little GCSE-less, brain dead, dicksucking fag had decided to hit the file alarm glass thing to get out of his lesson.
Oh and in media this morning we just talked all lesson cause we couldn't be arsed with the work, we talked about uni for some reason.
Muh, sounds like you had rather interesting day then Claire.
Everyone gets excited and goes mental, little year 7's jumping around shouting "fire! quick, do you smell burning?" and blah blah, some headteacher dude shouts down his megaphone that some little GCSE-less, brain dead, dicksucking fag had decided to hit the file alarm glass thing to get out of his lesson.
Oh and in media this morning we just talked all lesson cause we couldn't be arsed with the work, we talked about uni for some reason.
Muh, sounds like you had rather interesting day then Claire.
Heh, dicksquat.
Hehe yup, I go to Ginge's school too.
She jus loves my dress sense. :D
I loved the loudspeaker: "mnna mnnnaaa mnna nmmaaa mn-mana!"
"You what?"
So one 6th former goes off to the toilet and we all follow him assuming he's heard what the teacher said. :P
*pats Ginge on head*
{:)
She jus loves my dress sense. :D
I loved the loudspeaker: "mnna mnnnaaa mnna nmmaaa mn-mana!"
"You what?"
So one 6th former goes off to the toilet and we all follow him assuming he's heard what the teacher said. :P
*pats Ginge on head*
{:)
could you make multicoloured smoke come out of the back, and maybe spell out my name this time please?
*cries*
Proofread!
Well at least you should be a safer driver now! And a play.. What is it?
ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> Did you pee your panties borat???
>
> Erm .... no
> *shuffles uncomfortably in chair*
>
> our nearest airstrip is about 15 miles away, and that's a military
> installation, so we never get big jets flying over.
>
> This was a fast military jobby though, I thought perhaps I'd offended
> Biggles and he was coming to strafe my house ....
Hehe. Leeming I take it? Although my geography is pretty poor at times so it might not be. Want another show tomorrow?
Proofread!
Well at least you should be a safer driver now! And a play.. What is it?
ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> Did you pee your panties borat???
>
> Erm .... no
> *shuffles uncomfortably in chair*
>
> our nearest airstrip is about 15 miles away, and that's a military
> installation, so we never get big jets flying over.
>
> This was a fast military jobby though, I thought perhaps I'd offended
> Biggles and he was coming to strafe my house ....
Hehe. Leeming I take it? Although my geography is pretty poor at times so it might not be. Want another show tomorrow?
Paradox: wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> I excited - I have such a posh accent!!
>
> I talked to you on the phone you sound like a villain.
I DO NOT!!
And its acting dearest - its not my normal pig like accent A. O.K??
O and villain noooo *read reply to your post*
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> I excited - I have such a posh accent!!
>
> I talked to you on the phone you sound like a villain.
I DO NOT!!
And its acting dearest - its not my normal pig like accent A. O.K??
O and villain noooo *read reply to your post*
Lil Ginge wrote:
> I excited - I have such a posh accent!!
I talked to you on the phone you sound like a villain.
> I excited - I have such a posh accent!!
I talked to you on the phone you sound like a villain.
Lil Ginge wrote:
> Thankyou Borat - Where my Aunt lives (near Haethrow) I simply would
> NOT be able to get asleep at night. Every three minutes a jet flies
> straight across her house as if it had literally taken off on the
> front lawn!
>
i used to live in west drayton,the planes never bothered me though.i'm moving back there soon.
> Thankyou Borat - Where my Aunt lives (near Haethrow) I simply would
> NOT be able to get asleep at night. Every three minutes a jet flies
> straight across her house as if it had literally taken off on the
> front lawn!
>
i used to live in west drayton,the planes never bothered me though.i'm moving back there soon.
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