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"Half term, notable election and spam"

Ladies, gentlemen and ladyboys, we are gathered here today to read a bunch of words written by me concerning a load of rubbish that nobody strictly cares about. Boosh, intro bit complete. Advance to level 2.

Does anyone else at college/school/ladyboy club have half term commencing now (or rather next week)? A few people I know had theirs this week, which is odd and next monday is bank holiday monday (I think) and that indicates a half term (again, I think).

Anway, anyone doing anything good? I know some rich people going skiing, but I can't go because I am poor and have a wobbly desk. yes sir. I'll be getting drunk on furnature polish. I also have to enter a pro evo tourney with a load of games junkies at college, which I shall lose sorely at. Indeed.

I think we are due a notable election rather soon. The last one was november and its february now. Yes sir. So there will be one on the 24thor thereabouts. Unless Snuggly tries to defy me again, which will have terrible consequences.

I got emailed by a guy asking to electrify a fence to stop burglars. He sounded sincere so I told him to hook a car battery up to it. Strange nice man.

Off to make juice.
Love you all.

"Happy birthday ... to ... you. Happy birthday ... to ... you. Happy birthday ... Mr. President. Hppy birthday ... to ... you."

*wiggles hips*

Timmargh wrote:
> Vote ... er ... vote ... erm ... for someone.
>
> *goes off to think who to vote for*

Look into my eyes, into my eyes, not around my eyes but into my eyes, and you’re under. You will vote for and tell everyone else to vote for English_Bloke…oh, and you will think you’re the best Marilyn Monroe impersonator EVER!

And you’re back in the room.

Vote ... er ... vote ... erm ... for someone.

*goes off to think who to vote for*

Those who took AVCE IT at my college last year suffered regular full days of IT lessons and coursework.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:

> 3 hours of IT. God, I'd challenge anyone to find anything more
> boring. Plus, stupid college goons have blocked all the games, so I
> may have to do some work : (

Oh god, I only have an hour and a half of it, then a quick 5 minute tutor and I'm finished. But I now praise you, for I do not know how you survive 3 hours of the thing.

I seriosuly wanetd to give mine up, but it is too late, so I have to continue it for the year. next year I'll take up something else.

I would win, obviously, but it would make all the Notables look bad.

Who's to win the election?

I vote Black Glove

Love juice??....Hmmmm

I'm off school all next week.

And tomorrow, in fact.

I rule

And shall be the next notable.

I should be happy ... last day of college before half term.
But I'm not, because Fridays suck. Here:

Get up way too early to catch the bus which will be late, then get on the other bus which will be both late and full of sweaty students.

3 hours of IT. God, I'd challenge anyone to find anything more boring. Plus, stupid college goons have blocked all the games, so I may have to do some work : (

Then an hour of lunch when no-one I know, absolutely no-one, is in college = me being a loner.

Then 3 hours of Geography. With an annoying shrunken Scottish hypocritial alcoholic woman. Why did I pick Geography? I must have been stoned that day.

Then, of course, the lovely buses home.

ROAR!