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"i am here today"

i am here today agen, i said i woud retun, U-turn, can i get a rewind???
remind
decline
recline
the 2 foot mania is goin to reak some goddamn havok other your face, get it, get out
can i get a shout?
nothing but a lout.

if i was to,
would yo? come to many times close to a bus stop,
tip top, not
allowed
a clowd
too many
i am here today
getout of my way

So you like rapping about rape...

Cruise the bar, drop the pill, start chatting
Falls asleep, to the park, start ********
The deed is done, time to run, dont panic
B**** wakes up, feeling violated, manic
They look for me, but ive been gone a long time
Took the precautions, committed the perfect crime.

Bo Selecta.

ePar
too far
you are
a flaming gallar

(with thanks to Alf from H&A)

too many characaters on my TV
fruit strawberry smothee
its getting groovy
convicted of raping the elderly.

Oh shut up

its not a speciality
im not into bestiality
its about questionability
but i like to see dogs and cats have hardcore sex on my sofa.

respect epar.

Here's my finale

Ark, halos into sky;
whats this? mom says its a stir fry.
kicking tho foorball, i see the stars,
but i dont geddit, dad says come in or you'll catch sars.

de end is nigh, de end is why,
I get no freedom, can i have a p!ss now?

This topic is very lowly
The forum is moving slowly
Fools block the escape
Jump out the window wrapped in a cape
Emerge by a 'bruvva'
He uses my' cape, and I get 'smotherered'!

at the end of my day
i take to da bar
a whiskey a gin a mars bar
get all roudy
pick a lady
to the toilet
stuff her without consent
i run before her 3310 comes out


goodnight
tomororw

well what can i say
i go home at the end of the day
tired as fcuk, i drop onto m'bed
next thing i kno, i hear the sound of lead

i see my best friend, he gets filled
with bullets, the lead, just aint billed
rush to hospital, but there ain't no hope
pronounced dead at 5, whatever lets smoke dope

Extensssion

rappers delight is here again
going to spain
in the summer,
its a bummer cos i booked for
france


i hate the french