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"" every hole's a goal ""

Who said that on here? I think it was monkey_man because apparently I said it as a joke when I was drunk one night and everyone looked at me in disgust.

It was this forums fault.

I liked the bit in that episode where he went up to her and said "Look, I like you, and if you can't handle that you can just...just f*** off".

SHEEPY wrote:
> I got it from Peep Show in one of the funniest clips ever
>
> " I'll draw a heart. No that's not cool... too much, too
> forward. I know I'll draw a Swastika, she'll think I'm being
> different yeah I'm great "
>
> *next scene*
>
> " Swastika Love, what was I thinking? "

That scene was quite simply brilliant.

monkey_man wrote:

> P.S. watch out for that dastardly Denton Burn gang. Duncan can't
> help you because he's blind,

the shocking reality that girls may not be able to thrown straight, but they can shoot you in the eyes from 50 yards away.
dead-on balls accurate!

> and Geff can't help you because he's dead!

even his mighty facial hair couldn't save him... *weeps*

...he-man is well fit

I hate that bloody saying...

I mean, you've got to have standards, haven't you?

I'm a little out of touch with 'the kids' these days, but personally, I'd rather go for quality rather than quantity.

Friends remember an awful lot, especially the bad stuff. If you live by the "every hole's a goal" mentality, you'll end up going with some wide dwarf. 4ft tall and 300 pounds, all your friends will call you Ram-Man, because you would have been with some bird that looks like that character from He-Man and the Master's of the Universe.

Do you really want that on your permanent record?

;o)

Strafio wrote:
> In reply to Monkey Man, a 10 year old???
> Was there a gang of them nearby? Sounds like a game of dare to me.
> There's NO WAY that it was genuine! :-D

Well, you'd know it wasn't genuine if you've ever seen me - no matter your age, eyesight or mental capacity.

It's just kids being stupid.

I got it from Peep Show in one of the funniest clips ever

" I'll draw a heart. No that's not cool... too much, too forward. I know I'll draw a Swastika, she'll think I'm being different yeah I'm great "

*next scene*

" Swastika Love, what was I thinking? "

Clazon wrote:
> lol to timmargh
>
> look at your tag line sheepy. face it, you're not trying to make
> friends are you?

Swastika's were a sign of good will or good luck or good something...


that's why the Nazi's wanted it, and the poor thing has had a bad image ever since...

I THINK that's right anysway! ;-)



In reply to Monkey Man, a 10 year old???
Was there a gang of them nearby? Sounds like a game of dare to me.
There's NO WAY that it was genuine! :-D

Hooray, I got SHEEPY into trouble at Byker Grove, or wherever he hangs out! I can't even remember if it was me that said it. I do remember starting a topic about 2 years ago, when this 10 year-old girl stopped me on a cycle track and asked me to have sex with her. Obviously I said no and told her not to be so blinking stupid, and "every hole's a goal" was her reply. Stupid kids, they know nothing - no wonder the youth of today are such retards.

P.S. watch out for that dastardly Denton Burn gang. Duncan can't help you because he's blind, and Geff can't help you because he's dead!

I'll take your word for it.