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"This is why I love my job"

Yesterday I was part of a team that did a drugs raid on a crack house.

Today:
Arrive at work at 0750hours. At 0755, (5 minutes before I go on duty), a call goes out that a vehicle has rammed a police van and made off. So off we go, two-tones going flying around searching for this car, which my tutor and I found. We conduct an area search and get a sniffer dog there as quickly as we can. Then we get a report of an A-grade RTC, so off we go to that. Just finishing dealing with that and a member of the public comes over and says there has been a crash just up the road, so we run off to that one too!

Dealt with those and are back at the station filling in the paperwork when a shout goes out that the most wanted guy in the area has been seen, so again blues and twos going to get to the area, search a house he is know to be affiliated with, with no luck. Shout over the radio that he has been seen again, so off we go again! He is arrested and myself and the arresting officer escort him back to the station. I then have to sit with him for 40 minutes talking to him until he can be booked into custody.

Then we just had another two cars making off and a foot chase and that was it.

Our shift is now getting phone calls from all the “big cheeses” to congratulate us on how well we are working.

So, what have you been up to of late?

MGF. would I be overstepping the mark saying it's a hairdressers car?

:D

Actually, just before I posted that I had a friend come round with her new MGF. Thought I might want a shot. It was rather nice.

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> Perhaps it is time to sex up my day. I have an incredible knack for
> making flying 1500 mile an hour aircraft seem boring and routine. But
> it is.

Oh boo hoo. *crushes paper cup*

Perhaps it is time to sex up my day. I have an incredible knack for making flying 1500 mile an hour aircraft seem boring and routine. But it is.

*Swoons*
Oh, EB! You're so big and strong!

I drowned a couple of bags of kittens, but you don't see me making threads about it ....

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> English, you are by far the most interesting poster on these forums

Wait till Im in town baby.

What did I do today?

Well today, the first thing I did was ram into a police van. Pretty fun, and I managed to get away before anyone else came. Then I went to this crack house, where I smoked a joint and teased some officers by saying "If I light this joint, will you arrest me?". They looked confused, especially the one with the curly hair. David, is it? Then they jumped in their cars and dashed off.

Then, some idiot reported me and the old bill came after me. And caught me. And arrested me. And then the dozy git that I saw earlier that dashed off after the canabis thing spoke to me for what seemed like hours. Boring.

And then...I forget what happened next.

English, you are by far the most interesting poster on these forums. Please don't go away. I await tomorrow's regailing of your gun-toting encounter with the UK's biggest crimelord with relish.

I managed to do an entire's day's worth of work without making one single phone call (except for two to directory enquiries) and then found out that, just as everyone is getting good at the current work, we're moving onto something else soon.

Of course, me being so god-like, I've already done that sort of work before, so I'll know what I'm doing.