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"PRESENTS"

Presents...

Is it me or is finding a present one of the hardest things to do?

To break it down. ON Feb 14th it is time again for Valentines day AND my oldest buddies birthday. This year she will be 18.


Now most people I could not give a flying feaces if it was there 18th, 21st, 1o2nd... But this Lady has stuck with me unlike so many friends that come and go and since I was 4 we have been the terrible twosome.

Evn though I do not see her as much now, due to boyfriends, schools and disruptive social lives I still love her to bits and when we together we rock. Indeed. Rock.

So It is her eighteenth the big 1 8 and i want to buy her something special. Its ... SO... HARD!

Any presents, ladies are so very hard to buy for!

What about blokes though!? MY boyfriend for example. He is a fussy one indeed...

His bedroom boasts a 32" wide screen TV, a Dvd surround sound player, a VCR, FAN, Double bed - he also has a computer, gameboy advance, PS2, New mobile AND a digi camera = WHAT THE HELL IS LEFT FOR ME HUH HUH??

Its valentines... now he wont want a soppy bleedin bear, no doubt he'd laugh at the sight of flowers... Loving? Thats already part and package isnt it..

I cannot cook him one of my most spectacular dinners because he said he got dinner sorted.. he has also left me hanging as he has planned something. Now do not get me wrong I am exciting and weeing in my boots to get to the 14th but what do I do for him? how do I prove I rock greatly as well??

Men = Valentines is such a hard combination.


SO ... Ideas for my friends 18th..??? pleashe??

Ok ok....go down on your mate and let him watch. Everyone wins then.

did you know the rabit vibrator was took off the market for exploding.

and yes your right

Morbo wrote:
> yep, or somthing even better... let him hear you orgasm, nothing turns
> a man on more than that.


*read above*

Part of package - were lookin for extras... and surely that is MY present? well it bloody well should be!

yep, or somthing even better... let him hear you orgasm, nothing turns a man on more than that.

Mystique wrote:
> Get your mate a ride in a hot air balloon. And just give your
> boyfriend a blow job for Valentine's and he'll be happy.

heh

Actuallly both are great - I do not have the dosh for a hot air balloon trip though which is cack coz that would of made me best friend of century. Saving for a car, a new fish tank and heck every bloody elses presents would be a bugga really.

Thanks anyway.

I take back my slap from another topic.

My idea is the best.

by changing the A and the I in happy birthday, you can get HIPPY BATHDAY

good, i like that you find that this good, when its not good, good but bad.

Get your mate a ride in a hot air balloon. And just give your boyfriend a blow job for Valentine's and he'll be happy.

that includes you