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"Crisis Command"

It was pretty good...

Pandaemonium wrote:
> mikelar wrote:
> i reckon i should go on the show:
>
> *shot of the guy describing the situation*
>
> "There are 10 dirty bomb's heading for the major cities of
> Britain, what do you do?"
>
> "Which cities are they?"
>
> "five headed for London, two each for for Manchester and
> Liverpool, and the remaining one is heading towards
> Sunderland!"
>
> *sneers* "..................Oh, is that all? Call me when I give
> a damn........"
>
> *flicks peanuts towards bearer of news, while cracking open a can of
> lager*

You ever heard of fallout? :D Unless you lived in Ireland then odds are it'd get you anyway.

mikelar wrote:
> Belldandy wrote:
> Next.
>
> an atom bomb has 3 seconds left on the timer and your face is 3
> millimeters away.
>
> YOU MUST SAVE BRITAIN.

They don't have timers, you just drop the things on some poor sods. Hence it's not one. Next! :D

mikelar wrote:
> Belldandy wrote:
> Next.
>
> an atom bomb has 3 seconds left on the timer and your face is 3
> millimeters away.
>
> YOU MUST SAVE BRITAIN.

SWALLOW IT!!!!*

*I know this wouldnt work btw.

mikelar wrote:
> i reckon i should go on the show:
>
> *shot of the guy describing the situation*
>
> "There are 10 dirty bomb's heading for the major cities of
> Britain, what do you do?"

"Which cities are they?"

"five headed for London, two each for for Manchester and Liverpool, and the remaining one is heading towards Sunderland!"

*sneers* "..................Oh, is that all? Call me when I give a damn........"

*flicks peanuts towards bearer of news, while cracking open a can of lager*

i reckon i should go on the show:

*shot of the guy describing the situation*

"There are 10 dirty bomb's heading for the major cities of Britain, what do you do?"

*shot of me looking shocked*

"we need to....evacuate......eVaCuAtE......EVACUATE THE COUNTRY GO GO GO GET OUT OF HERE, GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAAAAARRRRGGHH"

*shaky shot of the cast and crew running, led by me, screaming out of the studio*

Belldandy wrote:
> Next.

an atom bomb has 3 seconds left on the timer and your face is 3 millimeters away.

YOU MUST SAVE BRITAIN.

Cyclone wrote:
> What do we do?
> Let's procastinate over this hypothetical scare-mongering!
> Okay!
> I'll be arrogant and obnoxious!
> I'll be the middle man!
> I'll be the compassionate but daring woman!
> YEAH!
> Okay, a plane is heading towards London under terrorist control. It
> has ignored orders to divert about 5 times.
> Okay, let's tell itto divert again
> But should we?
> Bla bla bla......

I meant to watch this but it now sounds crap.

Take the above. No problem. Scramble a couple of RAF fast intercept jets, probably Tornadoes, get them to fly alongside it, voice recorders on, have them try to make contact, give a warning several times, if it doesn't break course have them break off and drop back until the plane gets close to a populated area. One final warning, then let rip and blow it out of the sky. Political mess but it was lose lose the moment it failed to divert anyway.

Next.

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> Complete with Sammo Hung? I think so.
>
> Heh. Texas Ranger would kick his ass.

Pff, in his dreams maybe.

cookie monster wrote:
> Complete with Sammo Hung? I think so.

Heh. Texas Ranger would kick his ass.

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> I say you couldn't have gone wrong with martial law

Complete with Sammo Hung? I think so.