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"I'm going into Glasgow"

Tonight

Hurrah but I can't be bothered and its cold and I'm poor and I'm driving in the morning and and and

Dont go on a coach or a train or a car or a bus walk there much safer.

They have The Attic here in Newcastle. You should come down. Just stay away from Ikon - it's a sea of radgies.

The Attic was a cool rock place though where I went for solitude with my mates, it was great and far too many attarctive indie/goth girls. I got felt up. Alright so one was fat.

Yey me

If you're not stuck to the floor because of the rediculous amounts of alco-pops that have been spilled, you're slipping on the floor because of the rediculous amounts of alco-pops that have been spilled.

You can't win.

Exactly

She kept going from near passing out to dancing with Uni friends

Whilst big stupid sober me makes sure she doesn't smash her head open

I bloody slipped down the stairs, it was like a river.

Why didn't you say so?

I hate it when girls are overly drunk. Not content with fighting with their best friend or crying because they're fat and ugly, they need constant attention, like a two day old kitten.

Eh

She was very drunk, no with the aid of me she never hit the deck.

Guttered? Did the bouncers throw her out or something?

Hur hur.

What a crappy night

Went to Underworld near Central Station for few drinks then went to The Garage. The rock floor was cool then my girlfriend got guttered and I had to look after her, took me about 2 hours to get home from when we left including a good half an hour walk alone in the freezing rain.

Waheh

You should go to Mosquito on Bath Street and have a Dr Pepper. Except that you've already left. So go there next time.