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"Dumb questions"

Don't you just love them? It was brought to mind as I have just had the following telephone conversation:-

Me "Good morning"

Him "Morning, I'm just calling to see if you are thinking of updating your telephone system"

Me "Definitely not"

Him "Oh, definitely not. Can I ask why"

Me "Er, because this one is still working"

Well it made him laugh.

HeLlO fFf hOw ArE yOu?

When you're sat infront of the telly and someone asks:
"Are you watching this?"

That always makes me laugh. Very hard. Right in their faces. With much mocking and scoffing. And a baseball bat. And a lot of sneering.

GIVE ME A KISS GIGZ.

HELLO GIGZIE.I HAVE MISSED YOU BABY.

I got one like that:

Her: "Hello I'm just calling to see if you would like some new windows with A and A windows"

Me: "Er I don't think so..."

Her: "May I ask why?"

Me: "I already have glass in all the holes of my house."

Her: "Er Okay thanks for your time anyway"

Heh, its true as well. I think she was a little bit shocked and annoyed, but hey it was true.

Ha.

Made me laugh :D

Don't you just love them? It was brought to mind as I have just had the following telephone conversation:-

Me "Good morning"

Him "Morning, I'm just calling to see if you are thinking of updating your telephone system"

Me "Definitely not"

Him "Oh, definitely not. Can I ask why"

Me "Er, because this one is still working"

Well it made him laugh.