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"NeighbourTrouble..."

*sigh* I'm having to put up with my neighbours AGAIN. They ride about on their electric scooters, constantly pressing the horns, they shout, swear and fight in the street...and they never listen to me. Take this scenario from my *ahem* younger years...

A girl I know is getting on her bicycle.
Me: You should wear a crash helmet.
Girl: I divvan't need to!
Me: How come?
Girl: 'Cos I'm an expert!
(She cycles five metres, falls off, and injures her head)

See? No-one listens to the wise Galacticdramon...

You didn't vote!

Why did we vote for you?

You watch it, Thunder!!!

Galacticdramon wrote:
> Almighty Beer Can wrote:
> Did someone mention spam? Because I am in the top ten at that.Shall
> i
> start some now?
>
> One word - NO!!! Especially not since you were just "VOTED"
> (note the inverted commas) purple! ;)

lol Is that gonna stick with you for the rest of your forum life?

Almighty Beer Can wrote:
> Did someone mention spam? Because I am in the top ten at that.Shall i
> start some now?

One word - NO!!! Especially not since you were just "VOTED" (note the inverted commas) purple! ;)

Galacticdramon wrote:
> *sigh* I'm having to put up with my neighbours AGAIN. They ride about
> on their electric scooters, constantly pressing the horns

Ha ha, excellent. Up and down their house, doing u-turns in the kitchen, that sort of thing?

Heh im like that, i act like an old moany git and tell people to clean things up and wear seat belts ect.

Galacticdramon wrote:
> A girl I know is getting on her bicycle.
> Me: You should wear a crash helmet.
> Girl: I divvan't need to!
> Me: How come?
> Girl: 'Cos I'm an expert!
> (She cycles five metres, falls off, and injures her head)
>
> See? No-one listens to the wise Galacticdramon...

Scary, tell me what i'm gonna do in 3 minutes.

Did someone mention spam? Because I am in the top ten at that.Shall i start some now?

Cocky! :-)