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Sun 25/01/04 at 11:29
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There are many crap websites out there, people make them because they are bored, or because they have nothing better to do.

But, you know when your website sucks when:

1. When you got more friends posting comments than visitors.

2. When you got more than one "helper" on your site, who we might add you don't even know in real life.

3. When all your posting is annoying ass MSN chats because your "uber c001"

4. When all you do on the net is try to find and exploit crap, like who likes to watch porn.. news flash We all love porn it helps make the world go round haha!!!1111oneoneone!!

5. When you start to say things in chat like pwend or uber or lamer or n00b

6. When you use free hosting.. that's a given right there

7. When you got cheap ass ugly banners on your site

8. When you got crap disclaimers, if you feel yourself getting upset because of what was on a website, you need to go outside and experience getting laid.

9. When you hold crap internet contest that serve no purpose. We exploited one, it got us nothing but 127 hits.. somebody raise the roof….. or not
Sun 25/01/04 at 11:53
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"They Call Her 1 Eye"
Posts: 2,765
I thought the best sign of an amature website was for it to have a marquee.
Sun 25/01/04 at 11:51
Regular
"Which one's pink?"
Posts: 12,152
EL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> Azul wrote:
> "You know your website sucks when..."
>
> ...it has a moron such as yourself posting on its forums?
>
> Don't give up the day job Azul.

At least I have one, moron.

Dunno about you though.
Think the local zoo has enough retarded monkeys.
Tada.
Sun 25/01/04 at 11:51
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"SOUP!"
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spider-man
Sun 25/01/04 at 11:49
Posts: 11,652
Mystique wrote:
> So...is this a guide on how not to follow in your footsteps..Right?

Go and watch spiderman and squish some spiders or something.
Better yet go and clean, make yourself useful.
Sun 25/01/04 at 11:48
Posts: 11,652
Azul wrote:
> "You know your website sucks when..."
>
> ...it has a moron such as yourself posting on its forums?

Don't give up the day job Azul.
Sun 25/01/04 at 11:39
Regular
"Which one's pink?"
Posts: 12,152
"You know your website sucks when..."

...it has a moron such as yourself posting on its forums?
Sun 25/01/04 at 11:37
Regular
"SOUP!"
Posts: 13,017
Stop Robin, im dying inside.
Sun 25/01/04 at 11:32
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Posts: 18,775
So...is this a guide on how not to follow in your footsteps..Right?
Sun 25/01/04 at 11:29
Posts: 11,652
There are many crap websites out there, people make them because they are bored, or because they have nothing better to do.

But, you know when your website sucks when:

1. When you got more friends posting comments than visitors.

2. When you got more than one "helper" on your site, who we might add you don't even know in real life.

3. When all your posting is annoying ass MSN chats because your "uber c001"

4. When all you do on the net is try to find and exploit crap, like who likes to watch porn.. news flash We all love porn it helps make the world go round haha!!!1111oneoneone!!

5. When you start to say things in chat like pwend or uber or lamer or n00b

6. When you use free hosting.. that's a given right there

7. When you got cheap ass ugly banners on your site

8. When you got crap disclaimers, if you feel yourself getting upset because of what was on a website, you need to go outside and experience getting laid.

9. When you hold crap internet contest that serve no purpose. We exploited one, it got us nothing but 127 hits.. somebody raise the roof….. or not

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