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"Are You Left Handed?"

Join the club.

Maradona
Pelé
Einstein
Gandhi
Julius Caesar
Jack-The-Ripper
Henry Ford
Kurt Cobain
Bruce Willis!
Eminem
Valentino Rossi(!)
Bob Geldof
Tinka
Plus many many many more.

Although right handers, on average live a few years longer than lefts theres a mighty few in the above list.

Feel free to add your name. Just don't copy the whole list like a fat slime.

National Left Handered day: August 13th.

Lefties for world presidency.

I'm left-handed.

The scientist wrote:
> Im a lefty we live shorter because were smarter

Oh, you're killing me.
...

No, really.
*Bleeds*

I could tell you it's because polar bears live at the South Pole and are left pawed ... but, I'd be lying.

Yeh I hear Polar Bears are all left pawed. Did you also know that all left handed boxers are called South Paws? You live you learn.

I'll try again.

*ahem*

Polar bears are left pawed.

Polar are left, er, pawed.

What is this crap about left handed people not living as long? I refuse to believe that something as trivial as what hand you use most often determines your early death.

Im a lefty we live shorter because were smarter and the goverment kill us because we figure out there scandals and plots to take over the world.

Cubist V.2 wrote:
> *shakes head in disgust* That comment was lamer than FDR's legs.

Indeedly.

Ju§t Tinkª wrote:
> Now shush cube-oid head.

*shakes head in disgust* That comment was lamer than FDR's legs.