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"Tryed it all at 12"

Right im 12 and last night I got completly hammered stoned with like 4 660ml of fotsers and about 6 joints and when I woke up I was somwhere lying on a field about 5 miles from my house I can only remember the first half of the night and my friends were laying next to me.
And god I have only just recovered from it but how many of my brain cells would I have burnt out and will I be considerably dumber?
Im worried tell me the major consequnses that normally happen my p!ss heads.

So what is the point in getting drunk/out of it?

You drink stuff that tastes horrible, act like a jerk and wake up feeling like death.

Perhaps that's someones idea of being cool...

Thought so.
Meths is that wonderful blue stuff that smells funny.
I kinda like its smell though.

Azul wrote:
> Yeah.
> I think anyway - it may be Methanol though, not Ethanol.
> Meths smells funny.
> Mmmmm/

You are correct, any safe alcoholic drink is composed with ethanol. Anything else will make you a bit queer.

Which suits me fine because then she gets horny

*walks away*

Having a high capacity just makes you poorer

My girlfriend can get drunk on about two drinks

Yeah.
I think anyway - it may be Methanol though, not Ethanol.
Meths smells funny.
Mmmmm/

Flockhart wrote:
> ethanol mixed with green food colouring.

Doesn't ethanol make you go blind? I'm sure me chemistry teacher said that loads of Russians make their own booze but they were all horibbly inept and went blind...idiots.

It all depends on your state of mind to how drunk you get. If you're relaxed and happy and stuff then you're likely to get drunk easier than if you're stressed and angry. I've been out in Leeds and drank a lot but not been drunk because you need to keep your wits about you when the taxi line muggers come and get you. However I've been at house parties with all my mates and got drunk on a few cans and a few shots.

The scientist wrote:
> my friends were laying next to me.

Ho ho, I've just read the original post. All this means is that you have loyal friends. You're not truly hammered unless you alienate everyone you know and make them hate you for at least six months.

Flockhart wrote:
> i dont drink but absinthe interests me.
> i was told by a friend that on the bottle it says dont add sugar

What? Surely the whole point of absinthe is adding sugar. You stick a shot in a glass, soak a spoonful of sugar with absinthe, set light to it and then dump it in the glass, setting fire to everything else. Then you put water in it and drink it like a proper drink. It's somewhere between gross and delicious, but it gets the job done and then some. Only works if you're drinking proper stuff though, not the crap that is just ethanol mixed with green food colouring.