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Sat 24/01/04 at 19:58
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It was the mid-90s, and everyone was tired of being kicked in the nuts by ruling Conservatories, who sold all they could and ran everything the couldn’t sell by commercial principles.
Blair-monkey woke with a start, claiming to have had a vision of a better way.
He and his Labourers seized power from the Conservatories and began about creating a more socialist country.

Over time things began to change. The Labourers began to stamp on the face of the unions. They waged wars their voters didn’t want. When a Ginger Ninja and a Short woman protested, Blair-monkey banished them from the group. Forever after that day Blair-monkey threatened dissenting group members that if they followed the Ninja or the Short woman they would bring down the Labourers and reinstall the evil Conservatories. The meek lackeys fell in line and Blair-monkey went on to charge students top-up fees, pushing poorer students out of universities, and created foundation hospitals, to commercialise the health service. He introduced the Terrorist Act, which deviated from the European Convention on Human Rights, and civil recovery legislation. These allowed him to destroy people without ever having to bring criminal charges.


After 8 years Election Day rolled around again. The voters crept into balloting stations and looked from Conservatory to Labourer and from Labourer to Conservatory, but they could no longer tell the difference.
Sat 24/01/04 at 21:14
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"Gundammmmm!"
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It also means a Labour government's education policy couldn't teach 10 year old kids basic literacy. Touche.

The health services are being stealthily privatised, the railways are a mess, taxes are up across the board, top up fees are incoming, the military is in a mess, the MOD has soared a couple of BILLION over budget under Geoff Hoon, we've been dragged further into Europe, have an asylum policy which will see immigrants from 10 new european countries flock here because most other countries have the sense to keep them out, and such is the mess made of asylum by Labour that under their rule the BNP has made the largest gains in its history.
Sat 24/01/04 at 20:57
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Labour suck but did inherit a shambles of a country ripped apart by the Conservatives.

It always made me laugh when they attacked something in Britian which was caused by them.

For example a campaign I saw in 2001 claimed that so much % of 14 year olds couldn't rea dor write. If I'm not wrong I believe that is a main learning ability learned in primary school so these kids were failed during a Conservative government.
Sat 24/01/04 at 20:50
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"Gundammmmm!"
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I will be voting Conservatives also, it defies logic that they can run this country any further into the ground than it already is.
Sat 24/01/04 at 20:46
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"+34 Intellect"
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I think i might vote tory at the next election, Michael Howard has good leadership qualities.
Sat 24/01/04 at 20:42
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"TheShiznit.co.uk"
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I'm sensing there's a double meaning under there somewhere, but I just can't figure it out.
Sat 24/01/04 at 20:20
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"Excommunicated"
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Good and sad

Liberals woo
Sat 24/01/04 at 19:58
Regular
Posts: 8,220
It was the mid-90s, and everyone was tired of being kicked in the nuts by ruling Conservatories, who sold all they could and ran everything the couldn’t sell by commercial principles.
Blair-monkey woke with a start, claiming to have had a vision of a better way.
He and his Labourers seized power from the Conservatories and began about creating a more socialist country.

Over time things began to change. The Labourers began to stamp on the face of the unions. They waged wars their voters didn’t want. When a Ginger Ninja and a Short woman protested, Blair-monkey banished them from the group. Forever after that day Blair-monkey threatened dissenting group members that if they followed the Ninja or the Short woman they would bring down the Labourers and reinstall the evil Conservatories. The meek lackeys fell in line and Blair-monkey went on to charge students top-up fees, pushing poorer students out of universities, and created foundation hospitals, to commercialise the health service. He introduced the Terrorist Act, which deviated from the European Convention on Human Rights, and civil recovery legislation. These allowed him to destroy people without ever having to bring criminal charges.


After 8 years Election Day rolled around again. The voters crept into balloting stations and looked from Conservatory to Labourer and from Labourer to Conservatory, but they could no longer tell the difference.

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