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"Explain this to me."

On my desktop I have a sky news alert thingimajig. It says it tells you the lates new whilst not online. How? Is news a major conspiracy?
Is it lies? Or is it just a cookie in the computer?
How?

I could do it without waking you...well, um, you know what I mean.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Women don't need to be able to add.
>
> All they need to know is, bed + earplugs = sleep-sleep-sleep.

English_Bloke wrote:
> All they need to know is, bed + one more person = fun-fun-fun.

Why one?

Women don't need to be able to add.

All they need to know is, bed + one more person = fun-fun-fun.

You forgot your gladrags that your granddad sweated on your cat/

Little Miss DW wrote:
> Lindgren wrote:
> Its 18, isnt it?
>
> Don't be silly, that's 1 + 8! Women these days. *picks up handbag and
> leaves*

I'm sorry :(

Lindgren wrote:
> Its 18, isnt it?

Don't be silly, that's 1 + 8! Women these days. *picks up handbag and leaves*

Little Miss DW wrote:
> Lindgren wrote:
> You dont concentrate much on the maths in class, do you!
>
> No. :c( I know what 6 + 9 equals though. Probably.

Its 18, isnt it?

English_Bloke wrote:
> Lindgren wrote:
> You dont concentrate much on the maths in class, do you!
>
> Is that a question?

No. Its me joining the bad grammar and punctuation brigade.

Lindgren wrote:
> You dont concentrate much on the maths in class, do you!

No. :c( I know what 6 + 9 equals though. Probably.