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As in the book and like the programme,pick your five most hated things/people/places etc,in the world.vote for or against what other people have picked and i will come up with a list in a month or two if this thread is sucessful.
take your time because you can only pick 5.
take your time because you can only pick 5.
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her we go with number 2
2.OLD STRIPPERS
when i say old i mean over 35,give it up!
2.OLD STRIPPERS
when i say old i mean over 35,give it up!
it doesn't happen very often, but yesterday, while driving through bolton, some cretin in a BMW first shoots out of a junction to my left without looking, forcing me to slam on, then about 30 yards up the road he stops to let some guy out who is parked at the side of the road. While we are both at a stand still, some moron in a citroen xsara picasso then overtakes all three cars.
I could have gouged both of their eyes out and pee'd in the sockets, I tell ya.
They're going into room 101.
I could have gouged both of their eyes out and pee'd in the sockets, I tell ya.
They're going into room 101.
People who don't indicate when driving. Seriously, we're at such an advanced stage of human evolution that we've got huge mechanised, four-wheeled horses to transport us around the globe, and some unevolved apes still can't be bothered to flick their wrist about 2 degrees to the left because they don't have the opposable thumbs. Kill them all.
The only thing I would put in Room 101 is Room 101.
The sagacious one wrote:
> 3) People trying to sign you up to direct debit charity donations on
> the street
These people should be squashed like bugs. I hate them. They get paid a million pounds an hour (at least) to greet people in an over-familiar way, and then make you feel guilty about kicking them in the shins and running off. I've talked to them twice. Once when I was standing outside the university library smoking a fag - it proved a more effective deterrent than cancer and I quit the next week. And the other time I voluntarily talked to one of the b*s because she was very attractive, it was raining and she had an umbrella. I told her I'd forgotten my wallet. She seemed sceptical.
> 3) People trying to sign you up to direct debit charity donations on
> the street
These people should be squashed like bugs. I hate them. They get paid a million pounds an hour (at least) to greet people in an over-familiar way, and then make you feel guilty about kicking them in the shins and running off. I've talked to them twice. Once when I was standing outside the university library smoking a fag - it proved a more effective deterrent than cancer and I quit the next week. And the other time I voluntarily talked to one of the b*s because she was very attractive, it was raining and she had an umbrella. I told her I'd forgotten my wallet. She seemed sceptical.
Maybe they could be self-heating?
Or maybe our heads would change shape, become twice the size and be packed with insulation, but my ideas are just a crazy mans dream, I'm sure Blacky will inform you of a sensible answer.
Or maybe our heads would change shape, become twice the size and be packed with insulation, but my ideas are just a crazy mans dream, I'm sure Blacky will inform you of a sensible answer.
Black Glove wrote:
> Eyes
> Noses
> Mouths
> Ears
> Hair
>
> It would be good to be a faceless face and communicate
> telepathically.
Why ridding us of hair on the head would be foolish. How can we keep our telepaphic brains warm with no hair? This has been scientifically proven on the X-Men films. Bald bloke and part time captain of some space ship has good telepahic powers but no hair, foxy chick with lovely hair has enormous power and is dead (until her pheonix like ressurection as the er Falcon or something).
Conclusive evidence is it not, yes?
No?!
What.
> Eyes
> Noses
> Mouths
> Ears
> Hair
>
> It would be good to be a faceless face and communicate
> telepathically.
Why ridding us of hair on the head would be foolish. How can we keep our telepaphic brains warm with no hair? This has been scientifically proven on the X-Men films. Bald bloke and part time captain of some space ship has good telepahic powers but no hair, foxy chick with lovely hair has enormous power and is dead (until her pheonix like ressurection as the er Falcon or something).
Conclusive evidence is it not, yes?
No?!
What.
Eyes
Noses
Mouths
Ears
Hair
It would be good to be a faceless face and communicate telepathically.
Noses
Mouths
Ears
Hair
It would be good to be a faceless face and communicate telepathically.
hee hee so true..i found the perfect bloke though..but he broke my heart..nice guys are hard to get into bed...apparently!
Darling wrote:
> OK i'll bite...
>
> 1-Blokes, they want you one minute but not the next. All the blokes
> who fall in love with me are about 2 years too late.
oh, aren't we hard done to?
1-Women, they tell you all they want is a nice caring, sensitive guy, then they bin you in favour of someone who will slap them about and tell them they're a stupid cow.
> OK i'll bite...
>
> 1-Blokes, they want you one minute but not the next. All the blokes
> who fall in love with me are about 2 years too late.
oh, aren't we hard done to?
1-Women, they tell you all they want is a nice caring, sensitive guy, then they bin you in favour of someone who will slap them about and tell them they're a stupid cow.
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