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I need to laugh. I am bored. Make me laugh! Tell a joke.
Go on. You know you want to.
Go on. You know you want to.
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Double negatives will not be disallowed in this sentance.
No tresspassing without permission.
To kill baby, insert head first into bag.
May contain nuts-on a peanut packet.
Suitable for vegetarians-on a bottle of mineral water.
No tresspassing without permission.
To kill baby, insert head first into bag.
May contain nuts-on a peanut packet.
Suitable for vegetarians-on a bottle of mineral water.
Dirty Gerty
smells like a pig
she never has a wash
but she doesn't give a fig
Dirty Gerty
Has bad breath
Snot arount her nose
Her coat is such is such a mess
Dirty Gerty
Smells of wee
Lays on the floor
Eats dog food for tea
I like Dirty Gerty
Though she sleeps like a log
Her hair falls out on the foor
But then Dirty Gerty is a slob.
smells like a pig
she never has a wash
but she doesn't give a fig
Dirty Gerty
Has bad breath
Snot arount her nose
Her coat is such is such a mess
Dirty Gerty
Smells of wee
Lays on the floor
Eats dog food for tea
I like Dirty Gerty
Though she sleeps like a log
Her hair falls out on the foor
But then Dirty Gerty is a slob.
El Blokey wrote:
> knock knock
>
> who's there
>
> europe
>
> europe who?
>
> SHUT UP, YOU'RE A POO
Best. Joke. Ever!
> knock knock
>
> who's there
>
> europe
>
> europe who?
>
> SHUT UP, YOU'RE A POO
Best. Joke. Ever!
Me?
Icarus wrote:
> CGJ wrote:
> You made me laugh! Thank you. *relived*
>
> Which one?
You.
> CGJ wrote:
> You made me laugh! Thank you. *relived*
>
> Which one?
You.
Did you hear about the guy who drowned in his muesli? He was pulled under by a strong currant.
Did you hear about the girl who got hit by a train? She was chuffed to bits.
Did you hear about the ice-cream man who was found dead, covered in raspberry sauce and chocolate sprinkles? Police say he topped himself.
Did you hear about the girl who got hit by a train? She was chuffed to bits.
Did you hear about the ice-cream man who was found dead, covered in raspberry sauce and chocolate sprinkles? Police say he topped himself.
knock knock
who's there
europe
europe who?
SHUT UP, YOU'RE A POO
who's there
europe
europe who?
SHUT UP, YOU'RE A POO
CGJ wrote:
> Uo made me laugh! Thank you. *relived*
Which one?
> Uo made me laugh! Thank you. *relived*
Which one?
After Stalin became the gallant ally of Churchill and Roosevelt, he was fond of telling the following story to demonstrate the hilarious sense of humour of his foreign minister, Molotov.
Molotov was not a man who could have made much of a career either at the Glasgow Empire or the Comedy Store, but at the banquets where his waiters poured vodka in guests' glasses (while he drank water) Stalin used to regale guests with the story of how, during the time of the Nazi/Soviet Pact, Molotov would travel to Berlin, for meetings with his counterpart, Ribbentrop.
On one such occasion, the air raid siren sounded and both repaired to the air raid shelter along with their respective entourages.
While there, Ribbentrop said to Molotov: "No enemy aircraft will ever be permitted to fly over the German Reich" To which Molotov replied: "Then what are we doing down here?"
Molotov was not a man who could have made much of a career either at the Glasgow Empire or the Comedy Store, but at the banquets where his waiters poured vodka in guests' glasses (while he drank water) Stalin used to regale guests with the story of how, during the time of the Nazi/Soviet Pact, Molotov would travel to Berlin, for meetings with his counterpart, Ribbentrop.
On one such occasion, the air raid siren sounded and both repaired to the air raid shelter along with their respective entourages.
While there, Ribbentrop said to Molotov: "No enemy aircraft will ever be permitted to fly over the German Reich" To which Molotov replied: "Then what are we doing down here?"
Uo made me laugh! Thank you. *relived*
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