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"Make me laugh"

I need to laugh. I am bored. Make me laugh! Tell a joke.

Go on. You know you want to.

I need to laugh. I am bored. Make me laugh! Tell a joke.

Go on. You know you want to.

Question: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a ton of laxatives?
Answer: Very, very far away.

Naturaly the english cant laugh that easy we are not like the americans yet we are quite friendly. We provide the friendly people the americans provide the friendly fire.

Thats me done.
*Ta bum tsh*

Uo made me laugh! Thank you. *relived*

After Stalin became the gallant ally of Churchill and Roosevelt, he was fond of telling the following story to demonstrate the hilarious sense of humour of his foreign minister, Molotov.

Molotov was not a man who could have made much of a career either at the Glasgow Empire or the Comedy Store, but at the banquets where his waiters poured vodka in guests' glasses (while he drank water) Stalin used to regale guests with the story of how, during the time of the Nazi/Soviet Pact, Molotov would travel to Berlin, for meetings with his counterpart, Ribbentrop.

On one such occasion, the air raid siren sounded and both repaired to the air raid shelter along with their respective entourages.

While there, Ribbentrop said to Molotov: "No enemy aircraft will ever be permitted to fly over the German Reich" To which Molotov replied: "Then what are we doing down here?"

CGJ wrote:
> Uo made me laugh! Thank you. *relived*

Which one?

knock knock

who's there

europe

europe who?

SHUT UP, YOU'RE A POO

Did you hear about the guy who drowned in his muesli? He was pulled under by a strong currant.

Did you hear about the girl who got hit by a train? She was chuffed to bits.

Did you hear about the ice-cream man who was found dead, covered in raspberry sauce and chocolate sprinkles? Police say he topped himself.

Icarus wrote:
> CGJ wrote:
> You made me laugh! Thank you. *relived*
>
> Which one?

You.

Me?