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"My Birthday"

My birthday today, yes indeedy, and it's going rather nicely too.

I got a Timmy south park beer mug from my little sis, which rocks muchly.

My relatives have become decidedly generous and sent me a lot of cheques and cash, which I will absolutel not squander on alcohol...

I'm going to be having a big house party in a few weeks when the ground frost shifts off my carpet (damn yorkshire moors), which you are all invited to, except Robin.

Also Darling's neice was born today, how great. It's also Lord Byron's (famous poet) birthday today - so I may or may not be poetic later on.

Ahh, life is peachy

THAT'S IT?!? Bloody hell - I've been mulling that over for the past week trying to figure it out ...

:^P

I think I accidentally put it there when I typed my name. Haven't bothered to change it.

ok

by the way why is there a colon at the end of your name

You see, thats why I like El Blokey - he is dry and hates us all but makes me laugh :-)

Go check the comment I put in the cop pontest for you.

I am thrilled that you have updated me and the message board community with regards to your status, and confirmed that you have, in fact, gone another year without dying.

I also offer a hearty congratulations.

EL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> Happy birthday mate.
>
> *Gets out plasma TV*
> *realises im not invited*
> *puts plasma tv back in van*
> *leaves*

I hope you were talking about the telly when you said *leaves*

In the words of Gary out of Men Behaving Badly :

"Women make such a fuss out of giving birth. If men gave birth, it'd be a little bit of grunting, push the kid out, have a quick cigarette and a coffee, and back to work within the hour."

(or something very similar)

Heh, great series

Cyclone wrote:
> I know someone who was in labor for about 28 hours.
>
> Nast-ey.

Ouch!

That's nothing - I was due 14th February but mum didn't drop me until 20th March.

I know someone who was in labor for about 28 hours.

Nast-ey.