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Why some men think that they will score by leaning out of their white rusty vans with a vest dripping with sweat that has not been washed and is doused with oil stains... beeping their horns and going 'aye aye love!'
These are the usual subjects of either twenty or so year old builders or overweight middle aged men that beep as they pass anything with breasts!
Or, the teenagers in their done up scummy little nova's that drive like the bat out of hell till they catch sight of some 'talent' in which they slow down so you cannot hear them as they creep up wind down the windows check you out from the front and obviously the back then raise there fingers of what you have been scored out of ten!
What makes me giggle is the ones that have to 'black out their windows' because they are so unforgivably ugly they toot and scream at you with the safety that you wont go 'ewwwwwwwwwwwwww' in their faces and laugh in their expense.
What am i getting at???
It happens all of the time - usually in the summer when I dont help myself as I am obviously not covered up like the raj's wife - sp this I can understand and should expect
BUT last night all I did was walk the tiny 3 minute walk from my house over the pedestrian crossing and down to the garage to top up my phone and low and behold it happens....
baring in mnd I am little, I have a big puffa jacket as my long 'coat' would get saturated. My hands are deep inside my pockets and my legs are going at it like no tomorrow to make haste to the shops as I am dripping - A man slows up on a busy road actually WINDS DOWN HIS WINDOW in the RAIN, checks me out - even though I am soaked and wolf whistles and winks at me.... This man was not in a blacked out little scummy nova, nor a stolen white van OH NO this type of man was a 'business man' n his twenties in a beemer on his OWN.
I was shocked because this proves they come on all shapes and sizes I would just love an explanation lads why do 'some' men do it???
These are the usual subjects of either twenty or so year old builders or overweight middle aged men that beep as they pass anything with breasts!
Or, the teenagers in their done up scummy little nova's that drive like the bat out of hell till they catch sight of some 'talent' in which they slow down so you cannot hear them as they creep up wind down the windows check you out from the front and obviously the back then raise there fingers of what you have been scored out of ten!
What makes me giggle is the ones that have to 'black out their windows' because they are so unforgivably ugly they toot and scream at you with the safety that you wont go 'ewwwwwwwwwwwwww' in their faces and laugh in their expense.
What am i getting at???
It happens all of the time - usually in the summer when I dont help myself as I am obviously not covered up like the raj's wife - sp this I can understand and should expect
BUT last night all I did was walk the tiny 3 minute walk from my house over the pedestrian crossing and down to the garage to top up my phone and low and behold it happens....
baring in mnd I am little, I have a big puffa jacket as my long 'coat' would get saturated. My hands are deep inside my pockets and my legs are going at it like no tomorrow to make haste to the shops as I am dripping - A man slows up on a busy road actually WINDS DOWN HIS WINDOW in the RAIN, checks me out - even though I am soaked and wolf whistles and winks at me.... This man was not in a blacked out little scummy nova, nor a stolen white van OH NO this type of man was a 'business man' n his twenties in a beemer on his OWN.
I was shocked because this proves they come on all shapes and sizes I would just love an explanation lads why do 'some' men do it???
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Jack dee explains all?
Every hetero-sexual male checks out girls. Obviously.
Just I don't make it so stupidly blaringly obvious. To do what some men do is so stupid and pathetic it makes me laugh.
It just makes them look too animalistic, when, coupled with their usual apparant social situation (i.e Nova boys) and their actions, just is hilarious.
*note, I have nothing against builders.
Just I don't make it so stupidly blaringly obvious. To do what some men do is so stupid and pathetic it makes me laugh.
It just makes them look too animalistic, when, coupled with their usual apparant social situation (i.e Nova boys) and their actions, just is hilarious.
*note, I have nothing against builders.
Just stop.
and say
'Yeh, what?'
It'll confuse them...
One of these days I'll upload a Jack Dee thing-ma-bob about this :-)
and say
'Yeh, what?'
It'll confuse them...
One of these days I'll upload a Jack Dee thing-ma-bob about this :-)
jim-hat wrote:
> When I was in hospital, there was this fine piece of meat - probably
> about 70-80 years old, looked about 65. I kept wolf-wistling, but
> nothing, so what I did, was, turned off her life-support machine.
Sorry - hadn't read this yet.
We have a contender.
> When I was in hospital, there was this fine piece of meat - probably
> about 70-80 years old, looked about 65. I kept wolf-wistling, but
> nothing, so what I did, was, turned off her life-support machine.
Sorry - hadn't read this yet.
We have a contender.
Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Only time I've ever done that is when I was in London with some mates
> a few years back. We saw some fine a$s woman that had to be a porn
> star, naturally the window came down and the wolf whistle happened.
> She smiled back which gave me wood for about 6 months after.
Quite possibly the greatest story ever told.
> Only time I've ever done that is when I was in London with some mates
> a few years back. We saw some fine a$s woman that had to be a porn
> star, naturally the window came down and the wolf whistle happened.
> She smiled back which gave me wood for about 6 months after.
Quite possibly the greatest story ever told.
You are to innocent for that robin.
I just lean out my window in a suit and say "OI give us a kiss".
But how sad must you be to really do that.
But how sad must you be to really do that.
Lil Ginge wrote:
> Why is that because I can use a key board and put more than three
> words in a sentence that are not 'I give head'--- people immediatly
> assume I am ugly!
*LMFAO*
look at you go!!!! :)
> Why is that because I can use a key board and put more than three
> words in a sentence that are not 'I give head'--- people immediatly
> assume I am ugly!
*LMFAO*
look at you go!!!! :)
MoJoJoJo wrote:
> "Yesh what ladies would prefer are the sweet gentlemen that smile
> and actually walk up to you and talk instead of howl at you like you
> are a piece of meat."
>
> Bull. Girls go after the guys who mistreat, ignore and generally act
> like ****s to them.
Beg your pardon i meant what 'I' prefer is....
But actually as much as alot of girls complain about these rude and arrogant hooligans that is inevitabally want I know each to their own but my sense makes out that if they are the type that would randomly act in such a manner to random girls they have not met these probably would not make the 'perfect boyfriend'
Infact the girl that nearly stuck her middle finger up to my mans dad??? She craves the rough and ready type - the bad ones that turn good! He is now in prison and she has settled down with a south african scot who is cool.
But yesh women are silly sometimes just like these retarded beings
> "Yesh what ladies would prefer are the sweet gentlemen that smile
> and actually walk up to you and talk instead of howl at you like you
> are a piece of meat."
>
> Bull. Girls go after the guys who mistreat, ignore and generally act
> like ****s to them.
Beg your pardon i meant what 'I' prefer is....
But actually as much as alot of girls complain about these rude and arrogant hooligans that is inevitabally want I know each to their own but my sense makes out that if they are the type that would randomly act in such a manner to random girls they have not met these probably would not make the 'perfect boyfriend'
Infact the girl that nearly stuck her middle finger up to my mans dad??? She craves the rough and ready type - the bad ones that turn good! He is now in prison and she has settled down with a south african scot who is cool.
But yesh women are silly sometimes just like these retarded beings
monkey_man wrote:
> You see, it's called a penis. Men have it and like to put in in a
> lady's v*gina (why is that filtered?). What some men don't have
> however, is a brain. They substitute this by buying Vauxhall Novas.
> The lower the suspension the lower the IQ.
Haha. So true.
>
> I don't think there's anything wrong with people doing that, just
> wish they didn't have to do it in such a crude method. You can't
> deny that you love the attention. Why can't we live in the days of
> top-hats,
*looks up at top of wardrobe*
Er yeah we do
> where women courtseyed
Not enough anymore. Youngsters today...
> and urchins swept chimneys?
I have a sister for that.
> You see, it's called a penis. Men have it and like to put in in a
> lady's v*gina (why is that filtered?). What some men don't have
> however, is a brain. They substitute this by buying Vauxhall Novas.
> The lower the suspension the lower the IQ.
Haha. So true.
>
> I don't think there's anything wrong with people doing that, just
> wish they didn't have to do it in such a crude method. You can't
> deny that you love the attention. Why can't we live in the days of
> top-hats,
*looks up at top of wardrobe*
Er yeah we do
> where women courtseyed
Not enough anymore. Youngsters today...
> and urchins swept chimneys?
I have a sister for that.
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