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From the pages of the new issue of Viz magazine. I spoil you lot :
Letters from Readers
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"I'm not surprised the British Robot sent to Mars has packed in. Did you see it? It looked rubbish. Next time they should send up a robot that can handle itself, like Sergeant Bash or Sir Killalot." - Rog McDog, Eastrigs
"I was appalled to see Steve Irwin goading a crocodile with his baby son. The child must have been terrified. Any responsible father would have covered the babys face with a cloth before risking its life." - M. Jackson, Neverland Ranch
"It's all well and good banning the use of mobile phones whilst driving, but what about other hand held objects? The other day I was driving the car whilst drinking a cup of coffee. As I went around a sharp bend, I spilt some of the coffee, scalding myself and crashing into 3 parked cars. This time it was only property that was damaged, but next time I could plough into a bus queue. Come on, mister blair. It's time to turn your attention closer to home and outlaw this dangerous practise, before I kill someone." - Darren Hyatt, Weston-Super-Mare
"They say that life begins at 40. What b******s. A mate of mine died in 1983. Last week would have been his 40th birthday, and there's still no sign of him." - Chris Hart, Gotham
"I was shocked to realise I was drinking more alcohol than was recommended in the Department of Health guidelines. I decided I ought to do something about it, so I quickly drew up my own set of guidelines and I am now well within the recommended level of intake." - D. Haslam, E-mail
"The government says that there are nearly 50,000 people with HIV in the Britain, a third of whom do not even know they have it. Is it just me, or is it a bit harsh that the government know and haven't told the poor sods?" - John Campbell, E-mail
"I was shocked to hear Home Secretary David Blunkett say Britains prison population has been ballooning for the past 10 years. My God, has the world gone mad? Those people are there to be punished, not to be given 'thrill of a lifetime' experiences that most law abiding citizens cannot afford." - Mrs Close, Headingley
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Not everyones cup of tea, but they made me laugh .....
Letters from Readers
--------------------
"I'm not surprised the British Robot sent to Mars has packed in. Did you see it? It looked rubbish. Next time they should send up a robot that can handle itself, like Sergeant Bash or Sir Killalot." - Rog McDog, Eastrigs
"I was appalled to see Steve Irwin goading a crocodile with his baby son. The child must have been terrified. Any responsible father would have covered the babys face with a cloth before risking its life." - M. Jackson, Neverland Ranch
"It's all well and good banning the use of mobile phones whilst driving, but what about other hand held objects? The other day I was driving the car whilst drinking a cup of coffee. As I went around a sharp bend, I spilt some of the coffee, scalding myself and crashing into 3 parked cars. This time it was only property that was damaged, but next time I could plough into a bus queue. Come on, mister blair. It's time to turn your attention closer to home and outlaw this dangerous practise, before I kill someone." - Darren Hyatt, Weston-Super-Mare
"They say that life begins at 40. What b******s. A mate of mine died in 1983. Last week would have been his 40th birthday, and there's still no sign of him." - Chris Hart, Gotham
"I was shocked to realise I was drinking more alcohol than was recommended in the Department of Health guidelines. I decided I ought to do something about it, so I quickly drew up my own set of guidelines and I am now well within the recommended level of intake." - D. Haslam, E-mail
"The government says that there are nearly 50,000 people with HIV in the Britain, a third of whom do not even know they have it. Is it just me, or is it a bit harsh that the government know and haven't told the poor sods?" - John Campbell, E-mail
"I was shocked to hear Home Secretary David Blunkett say Britains prison population has been ballooning for the past 10 years. My God, has the world gone mad? Those people are there to be punished, not to be given 'thrill of a lifetime' experiences that most law abiding citizens cannot afford." - Mrs Close, Headingley
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Not everyones cup of tea, but they made me laugh .....
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Muh, my copy and paste appears to be not working, so I can't copy it.
Strange.
The HIV one.
Strange.
The HIV one.
Easily the best.
ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> "I'm not surprised the British Robot sent to Mars has packed in.
> Did you see it? It looked rubbish. Next time they should send up a
> robot that can handle itself, like Sergeant Bash or Sir
> Killalot." - Rog McDog, Eastrigs
>
> "The government says that there are nearly 50,000 people with
> HIV in the Britain, a third of whom do not even know they have it.
> Is it just me, or is it a bit harsh that the government know and
> haven't told the poor sods?" - John Campbell, E-mail
:-D :-)
> "I'm not surprised the British Robot sent to Mars has packed in.
> Did you see it? It looked rubbish. Next time they should send up a
> robot that can handle itself, like Sergeant Bash or Sir
> Killalot." - Rog McDog, Eastrigs
>
> "The government says that there are nearly 50,000 people with
> HIV in the Britain, a third of whom do not even know they have it.
> Is it just me, or is it a bit harsh that the government know and
> haven't told the poor sods?" - John Campbell, E-mail
:-D :-)
From the pages of the new issue of Viz magazine. I spoil you lot :
Letters from Readers
--------------------
"I'm not surprised the British Robot sent to Mars has packed in. Did you see it? It looked rubbish. Next time they should send up a robot that can handle itself, like Sergeant Bash or Sir Killalot." - Rog McDog, Eastrigs
"I was appalled to see Steve Irwin goading a crocodile with his baby son. The child must have been terrified. Any responsible father would have covered the babys face with a cloth before risking its life." - M. Jackson, Neverland Ranch
"It's all well and good banning the use of mobile phones whilst driving, but what about other hand held objects? The other day I was driving the car whilst drinking a cup of coffee. As I went around a sharp bend, I spilt some of the coffee, scalding myself and crashing into 3 parked cars. This time it was only property that was damaged, but next time I could plough into a bus queue. Come on, mister blair. It's time to turn your attention closer to home and outlaw this dangerous practise, before I kill someone." - Darren Hyatt, Weston-Super-Mare
"They say that life begins at 40. What b******s. A mate of mine died in 1983. Last week would have been his 40th birthday, and there's still no sign of him." - Chris Hart, Gotham
"I was shocked to realise I was drinking more alcohol than was recommended in the Department of Health guidelines. I decided I ought to do something about it, so I quickly drew up my own set of guidelines and I am now well within the recommended level of intake." - D. Haslam, E-mail
"The government says that there are nearly 50,000 people with HIV in the Britain, a third of whom do not even know they have it. Is it just me, or is it a bit harsh that the government know and haven't told the poor sods?" - John Campbell, E-mail
"I was shocked to hear Home Secretary David Blunkett say Britains prison population has been ballooning for the past 10 years. My God, has the world gone mad? Those people are there to be punished, not to be given 'thrill of a lifetime' experiences that most law abiding citizens cannot afford." - Mrs Close, Headingley
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Not everyones cup of tea, but they made me laugh .....
Letters from Readers
--------------------
"I'm not surprised the British Robot sent to Mars has packed in. Did you see it? It looked rubbish. Next time they should send up a robot that can handle itself, like Sergeant Bash or Sir Killalot." - Rog McDog, Eastrigs
"I was appalled to see Steve Irwin goading a crocodile with his baby son. The child must have been terrified. Any responsible father would have covered the babys face with a cloth before risking its life." - M. Jackson, Neverland Ranch
"It's all well and good banning the use of mobile phones whilst driving, but what about other hand held objects? The other day I was driving the car whilst drinking a cup of coffee. As I went around a sharp bend, I spilt some of the coffee, scalding myself and crashing into 3 parked cars. This time it was only property that was damaged, but next time I could plough into a bus queue. Come on, mister blair. It's time to turn your attention closer to home and outlaw this dangerous practise, before I kill someone." - Darren Hyatt, Weston-Super-Mare
"They say that life begins at 40. What b******s. A mate of mine died in 1983. Last week would have been his 40th birthday, and there's still no sign of him." - Chris Hart, Gotham
"I was shocked to realise I was drinking more alcohol than was recommended in the Department of Health guidelines. I decided I ought to do something about it, so I quickly drew up my own set of guidelines and I am now well within the recommended level of intake." - D. Haslam, E-mail
"The government says that there are nearly 50,000 people with HIV in the Britain, a third of whom do not even know they have it. Is it just me, or is it a bit harsh that the government know and haven't told the poor sods?" - John Campbell, E-mail
"I was shocked to hear Home Secretary David Blunkett say Britains prison population has been ballooning for the past 10 years. My God, has the world gone mad? Those people are there to be punished, not to be given 'thrill of a lifetime' experiences that most law abiding citizens cannot afford." - Mrs Close, Headingley
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Not everyones cup of tea, but they made me laugh .....
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