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Welcome to the Special Reserve Wrestling Royal Rumble!! Tonight we will find out who gets which titles, with the SRW title being decided in a 15-man Royal Rumble!!
But first, the SRW Light-Heavyweight title will be on the line, when Dean Malenko (Edgy), faces off against Crash (shaneo).
(Malenko's music hits) And here comes Malenko (Edgy). Not much of a reaction from the crowd, but what do you expect, he's a member of the Radicalz!!
(Crash's music hits) And here comes Crash (shaneo). A nice reaction from the crowd!
Anyway, the bell rings, and we're off. Malenko with the right-hands, and then a clothesline, taking control of Crash. Malenko goes for the Snap Suplex, but Crash reverses into a suplex of his own!! Crash stomps on Malenko, and now he's going up to the top rope! He goes for the elbow drop! But Malenko moves out the way!! They both get up, Malenko's right-hand is blocked, Crash with a kick to the stomach, and Crash goes for the Tornado DDT!! He gets it!!
Crash covers Malenko, 1...2..3!!!
Crash wins!!
Crash celebrates!! But wait, here come Perry Saturn (Your Honour) and Eddie Guerrero (FantasyMeister), Malenko's buddies!! They're attacking Crash!! No way!! Guerrero with the Frog Splash!!
But look, it's Chris Benoit (Grix Thraves)!! Benoit attacks the Radicalz, and now he's got Guerrero in the Crippler Crossface!!
Benoit walks off, leaving carnage in the ring.
The winner and the SRW light-heavyweight champion: Crash/shaneo.
But first, the SRW Light-Heavyweight title will be on the line, when Dean Malenko (Edgy), faces off against Crash (shaneo).
(Malenko's music hits) And here comes Malenko (Edgy). Not much of a reaction from the crowd, but what do you expect, he's a member of the Radicalz!!
(Crash's music hits) And here comes Crash (shaneo). A nice reaction from the crowd!
Anyway, the bell rings, and we're off. Malenko with the right-hands, and then a clothesline, taking control of Crash. Malenko goes for the Snap Suplex, but Crash reverses into a suplex of his own!! Crash stomps on Malenko, and now he's going up to the top rope! He goes for the elbow drop! But Malenko moves out the way!! They both get up, Malenko's right-hand is blocked, Crash with a kick to the stomach, and Crash goes for the Tornado DDT!! He gets it!!
Crash covers Malenko, 1...2..3!!!
Crash wins!!
Crash celebrates!! But wait, here come Perry Saturn (Your Honour) and Eddie Guerrero (FantasyMeister), Malenko's buddies!! They're attacking Crash!! No way!! Guerrero with the Frog Splash!!
But look, it's Chris Benoit (Grix Thraves)!! Benoit attacks the Radicalz, and now he's got Guerrero in the Crippler Crossface!!
Benoit walks off, leaving carnage in the ring.
The winner and the SRW light-heavyweight champion: Crash/shaneo.
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Good going Ant!:)
Well at least I got to be a good wrestler, although I've got slightly more hair than Austin (more akin to the Undertaker..)
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Nicley done Ant, thats amazing!!
Sorry if I missed anyone out, I couldn't fit you all in!!
Hope you enjoyed it, there will be more soon!!
Hope you enjoyed it, there will be more soon!!
(X-Pac's music hits) And here comes X-Pac (Meka_Dragon), who is the first participant in this Royal Rumble!!
(Jeff Hardy's music hits) Jeff Hardy (apoc) is number 2!! These 2 guys have the least chances of winning coming out this early!!
Here we go then! X-Pac and Jeff lock-up, and then X-Pac with a knee to the gut of Jeff. X-Pac with the jabs, and then a huge clothesline, taking Jeff down. X-Pac continues the assault, stomping away on Jeff Hardy. Now X-Pac hooks Jeff up for a huge suplex!! Now Jeff is thrown into the corner, and X-PAC NAILS THE BRONCO BUSTER!! Now X-Pac picks Jeff up, and hits with a huge spinning wheel kick!! Jeff is in trouble here.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(Kurt Angle's music hits) And here comes the Olympic Hero, Kurt Angle (ssxpro).
Angle runs to the ring, and NAILS X-PAC WITH THE OLYMPIC SLAM STRAIGHT AWAY!! Angle throws X-Pac out!!! And now Angle with the Anklelock on Jeff Hardy!! Jeff is screaming in pain, but can't tap out!! That's Lita!! Lita with a steel chair straight to the face of Angle. Remember, it's no-disqualification!!
Now Jeff is going up top, and he gets the Swanton Bomb on Angle!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(Billy Gunn's music hits) And here comes Billy Gunn (Wookie Monster).
Billy Gunn goes straight for Angle, stomping all over him. Now Jeff and Gunn with a double clothesline to Angle!! And now Billy Gunn is setting him up for the Fame Asser!! He gets it!! He throws Angle out of the ring!! Angle is out!!
Jeff is celebrating, but from behind Billy Gunn with the One And Only!! Now Gunn throws Jeff out!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(Rikishi's music hits) And here comes the man that ran over Stone Cold, Rikishi (Tony).
Rikishi heads straight for Gunn, and nails him with some huge headbutts. Now Rikishi with some right-hands, and a huge kick to the face!!! Now Rikishi is...Oh no, don't do it!! Rikishi pulls Gunn over to the corner, he's going for the Stinkface!! EEEEUUURRRGGHH!! Rikishi sticks his huge @ss straight into the face of Billy Gunn! And now Rikishi hits the Rikishi Driver, and throws Gunn out of the ring!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(Triple H's music hits) And here comes Triple H (The Game)!! The man to beat in the WWF; HHH!!
HHH heads to the ring, and nails Rikishi with some right hands, and now a kick to the gut...PEDIGREE!!! HHH throws Rikishi out of the ring!! HHH is on fire!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(The Rock's music hits) And here comes the People's Champion!! The Most Electrifying man in Sports-Entertainment, it's The Rock!! (SHEEPY)
And The Rock laying the smackdown on HHH!!! And now a DDT!! Rock again lays the smackdown, and now he nails HHH with a huge belly to belly suplex!!
Now Rock is stomping on HHH, and throws him into the ropes, SPINEBUSTER!!
NOW THE ROCK GOES FOR THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW!!! HE GETS IT!! THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW TO HHH!! HE'S GONNA THROW HIM OUT!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(Undertaker's music hits) But here comes The Undertaker (Ali)!!
UNDERTAKER WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO THE ROCK, WHO WAS JUST GONNA THROW HHH OUT!! NOW TAKER PICKS UP HHH, AND GIVES HIM A HUGE CHOKESLAM!! NOW HE'S GOT THE ROCK!! CHOKESLAM!!
AND NOW, TRIPLE H, IS GOING FOR HIS LAST, RIDE!!!!
HHH is down and out of it!! He's unconscious!! And now Taker turns, STRAIGHT INTO THE ROCK BOTTOM!! ROCK THROWS TAKER OUT!! TAKER IS OUT!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(McMahon's music hits) And here comes Shane McMahon (Dan_UK)
Shane and Rock exchange right hands, and now Rock with the DDT, and now the SharpShooter to Shane 'O Mac!! The Sharpshooter!! Shane is tapping out!! But he has to be throw out of the ring to be out!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(Kane's music hits) HERE COMES THE BIG RED MACHINE, KANE!! (Joe)
Kane gets in the ring, and breaks up the sharpshooter!! The Rock is laying the smackdown on Kane, but Kane now has his hand round Rock's neck!! CHOKESLAM!!!
And now Shane is up, and Kane's hooking gim up for the TombStone Piledriver!! He gets it!! Kane with a Tombstone to Shane McMahon!!
Kane throws both Rock and Shane out!!
HHH is still unconscious!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(Kaientai's music hits) And here comes..Taka Michinoku (Golden Rhino)
Taka runs in, and hits Kane with his Japanese flag!! Kane doesn't move!! A HUGE CHOKESLAM TO TAKA!! AND NOW TAKA IS THROWN OUT!! KANE IS A WRECKING MACHINE!!
(Matt Hardy's music hits) here comes Matt Hardy (SmokedKipper).
Matt walks calmy into the ring, and goes straight for Kane, and he knocks him down with a flying clothesline!! And now the Leg Drop to Kane!!
Where's Matt going?? He's got a Ladder!!
Off the top of a ladder, Matt with a Swanton Bomb of his own!! Now he's going for the Twist Of Fate!! But Kane reverses with a huge uppercut. Now Kane with the ladder!! He knocks Matt out with the Ladder!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(Steve Blackman's music hits) Here comes the Lethal Weapon, Steve Blackman (Mouldy Cheese)
Blackman runs in to thr ring, and Kane has him by the neck, he choke tosses him out of the ring!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(Big Show's music hits) Here comes the Show (Damospud)
Show runs him, headbutts Kane about 20 times, and he's now going for a chokeslam!! Chokeslam to Kane!! And now..THE FINAL CUT TO KANE!! Kane is thrown out by Big Show!!
And now HHH is beginning to stir!!
(Raven's music hits) Here comes Raven (savatt1668)
Raven rams his trolley into Big Show, who doesn't move!! Now Raven gets out a steel chair!! WHAM!! Straight to the face of Big Show!! Show is still up, Raven goes for another shot, but Show ducks, and clotheslines him out of the ring!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(Stone Cold's music hits) AND HERE COMES STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!! (pb)
Austin in the ring!! Right hands to Big Show, and the Lou Thesz Press to Big Show!! Austin with the middle fingers to the Show, and THE STUNNER!! THE STUNNER TO BIG SHOW!!!
AUSTIN CELEBRATES!!!
But wait, HHH is up!! Kick to the git of Austin, PEDIGREE!!!!
Now both Austin and Show are leaning on the ropes, HHH RUNS AT THEM AND CLOTHESLINES THEM BOTH OUT OF THE RING!!! HHH WINS!!!
TRIPLE H WINS THE ROYAL RUMBLE!!!
Winner of the Royal Rumble, and the SRW Champion, Triple H (The Game)
(Jeff Hardy's music hits) Jeff Hardy (apoc) is number 2!! These 2 guys have the least chances of winning coming out this early!!
Here we go then! X-Pac and Jeff lock-up, and then X-Pac with a knee to the gut of Jeff. X-Pac with the jabs, and then a huge clothesline, taking Jeff down. X-Pac continues the assault, stomping away on Jeff Hardy. Now X-Pac hooks Jeff up for a huge suplex!! Now Jeff is thrown into the corner, and X-PAC NAILS THE BRONCO BUSTER!! Now X-Pac picks Jeff up, and hits with a huge spinning wheel kick!! Jeff is in trouble here.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(Kurt Angle's music hits) And here comes the Olympic Hero, Kurt Angle (ssxpro).
Angle runs to the ring, and NAILS X-PAC WITH THE OLYMPIC SLAM STRAIGHT AWAY!! Angle throws X-Pac out!!! And now Angle with the Anklelock on Jeff Hardy!! Jeff is screaming in pain, but can't tap out!! That's Lita!! Lita with a steel chair straight to the face of Angle. Remember, it's no-disqualification!!
Now Jeff is going up top, and he gets the Swanton Bomb on Angle!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(Billy Gunn's music hits) And here comes Billy Gunn (Wookie Monster).
Billy Gunn goes straight for Angle, stomping all over him. Now Jeff and Gunn with a double clothesline to Angle!! And now Billy Gunn is setting him up for the Fame Asser!! He gets it!! He throws Angle out of the ring!! Angle is out!!
Jeff is celebrating, but from behind Billy Gunn with the One And Only!! Now Gunn throws Jeff out!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(Rikishi's music hits) And here comes the man that ran over Stone Cold, Rikishi (Tony).
Rikishi heads straight for Gunn, and nails him with some huge headbutts. Now Rikishi with some right-hands, and a huge kick to the face!!! Now Rikishi is...Oh no, don't do it!! Rikishi pulls Gunn over to the corner, he's going for the Stinkface!! EEEEUUURRRGGHH!! Rikishi sticks his huge @ss straight into the face of Billy Gunn! And now Rikishi hits the Rikishi Driver, and throws Gunn out of the ring!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(Triple H's music hits) And here comes Triple H (The Game)!! The man to beat in the WWF; HHH!!
HHH heads to the ring, and nails Rikishi with some right hands, and now a kick to the gut...PEDIGREE!!! HHH throws Rikishi out of the ring!! HHH is on fire!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(The Rock's music hits) And here comes the People's Champion!! The Most Electrifying man in Sports-Entertainment, it's The Rock!! (SHEEPY)
And The Rock laying the smackdown on HHH!!! And now a DDT!! Rock again lays the smackdown, and now he nails HHH with a huge belly to belly suplex!!
Now Rock is stomping on HHH, and throws him into the ropes, SPINEBUSTER!!
NOW THE ROCK GOES FOR THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW!!! HE GETS IT!! THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW TO HHH!! HE'S GONNA THROW HIM OUT!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(Undertaker's music hits) But here comes The Undertaker (Ali)!!
UNDERTAKER WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO THE ROCK, WHO WAS JUST GONNA THROW HHH OUT!! NOW TAKER PICKS UP HHH, AND GIVES HIM A HUGE CHOKESLAM!! NOW HE'S GOT THE ROCK!! CHOKESLAM!!
AND NOW, TRIPLE H, IS GOING FOR HIS LAST, RIDE!!!!
HHH is down and out of it!! He's unconscious!! And now Taker turns, STRAIGHT INTO THE ROCK BOTTOM!! ROCK THROWS TAKER OUT!! TAKER IS OUT!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(McMahon's music hits) And here comes Shane McMahon (Dan_UK)
Shane and Rock exchange right hands, and now Rock with the DDT, and now the SharpShooter to Shane 'O Mac!! The Sharpshooter!! Shane is tapping out!! But he has to be throw out of the ring to be out!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(Kane's music hits) HERE COMES THE BIG RED MACHINE, KANE!! (Joe)
Kane gets in the ring, and breaks up the sharpshooter!! The Rock is laying the smackdown on Kane, but Kane now has his hand round Rock's neck!! CHOKESLAM!!!
And now Shane is up, and Kane's hooking gim up for the TombStone Piledriver!! He gets it!! Kane with a Tombstone to Shane McMahon!!
Kane throws both Rock and Shane out!!
HHH is still unconscious!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(Kaientai's music hits) And here comes..Taka Michinoku (Golden Rhino)
Taka runs in, and hits Kane with his Japanese flag!! Kane doesn't move!! A HUGE CHOKESLAM TO TAKA!! AND NOW TAKA IS THROWN OUT!! KANE IS A WRECKING MACHINE!!
(Matt Hardy's music hits) here comes Matt Hardy (SmokedKipper).
Matt walks calmy into the ring, and goes straight for Kane, and he knocks him down with a flying clothesline!! And now the Leg Drop to Kane!!
Where's Matt going?? He's got a Ladder!!
Off the top of a ladder, Matt with a Swanton Bomb of his own!! Now he's going for the Twist Of Fate!! But Kane reverses with a huge uppercut. Now Kane with the ladder!! He knocks Matt out with the Ladder!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(Steve Blackman's music hits) Here comes the Lethal Weapon, Steve Blackman (Mouldy Cheese)
Blackman runs in to thr ring, and Kane has him by the neck, he choke tosses him out of the ring!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(Big Show's music hits) Here comes the Show (Damospud)
Show runs him, headbutts Kane about 20 times, and he's now going for a chokeslam!! Chokeslam to Kane!! And now..THE FINAL CUT TO KANE!! Kane is thrown out by Big Show!!
And now HHH is beginning to stir!!
(Raven's music hits) Here comes Raven (savatt1668)
Raven rams his trolley into Big Show, who doesn't move!! Now Raven gets out a steel chair!! WHAM!! Straight to the face of Big Show!! Show is still up, Raven goes for another shot, but Show ducks, and clotheslines him out of the ring!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, (BUZZER)
(Stone Cold's music hits) AND HERE COMES STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!! (pb)
Austin in the ring!! Right hands to Big Show, and the Lou Thesz Press to Big Show!! Austin with the middle fingers to the Show, and THE STUNNER!! THE STUNNER TO BIG SHOW!!!
AUSTIN CELEBRATES!!!
But wait, HHH is up!! Kick to the git of Austin, PEDIGREE!!!!
Now both Austin and Show are leaning on the ropes, HHH RUNS AT THEM AND CLOTHESLINES THEM BOTH OUT OF THE RING!!! HHH WINS!!!
TRIPLE H WINS THE ROYAL RUMBLE!!!
Winner of the Royal Rumble, and the SRW Champion, Triple H (The Game)
Before I do the Royal Rumble, I would like to say that I chose all the people who'd win before I knew who everyone was gonna be!! So there's no favouritism at all!! I promise!!
Anyway, NEXT, THE 15-MAN ROYAL RUMBLE FOR THE SRW CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
Anyway, NEXT, THE 15-MAN ROYAL RUMBLE FOR THE SRW CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
Before I do the Royal Rumble, I
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(Chris Benoit's muic hits) and here comes Chris Benoit (Grix Thraves), ready for his shot at the Intercontinental title!! He looks very determined.
(Chris Jericho's music hits) Here comes Y2J (RastaBillySkank), and the crowd go wild!!
Jericho (Rasta): Welcome to, KICKING CHRIS BENOIT'S @SS IS JERICHO!! Benoit, you think you're the Rabid Wolverine?? Would you please SHUT, THE HELL, UP!! Benoit, it's go time!!
Here we go!! 2 huge rivals, Benoit and Jericho exchanging right hands!! Benoit throws Jericho into the ropes, Jericho ducks the clothesline, and kicks Benoit in the stomach. Now Jericho is hooking Benoit up for the Snap Suplex..he gets it!! The cover, 1...2.. and a kick out. Benoit is up, OHHHH!! What a huge chop to the chest of Y2J!! OHHHH!! Another chop!! Jericho reverses Benoit, throwing him into the ropes, and this time Benoit ducks the clothesline, and goes for the Crippler Crossface!! He's got it!! BENOIT HAS LOCKED IN THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!! JERICHO MUST TAP OUT!! BUT JERICHO GETS HIS HAND ON THE ROPE!!
Benoit has to break the hold, and begins stomping on Jericho. And now Benoit's going up top, for the Flying Headbutt!! He gets it!! Benoit flies through the air like a missile, and slams his forehead into the stomach of Y2J!!
This is over, 1....2....OHHH!! JERICHO KICKS OUT!! And now Jericho with the right hands, and the DDT!! Jericho goes for the Lionsauly, but Benoit gets his knees up!!
Wait!! It's Eddie Guerrero (FantasyMeister)!! The ref doesn't see him!! Guerrero with the Frog Splash to Benoit!!
Jericho now goes over to Benoit, and he's going for the Walls Of Jericho!! He gets it!! BENOIT TAPS OUT!!! BENOIT TAPS PUT!! JERICHO WINS!!
The winner, and SRW Intercontinental champion, Chris Jericho (RastaBillySkank).
(Chris Jericho's music hits) Here comes Y2J (RastaBillySkank), and the crowd go wild!!
Jericho (Rasta): Welcome to, KICKING CHRIS BENOIT'S @SS IS JERICHO!! Benoit, you think you're the Rabid Wolverine?? Would you please SHUT, THE HELL, UP!! Benoit, it's go time!!
Here we go!! 2 huge rivals, Benoit and Jericho exchanging right hands!! Benoit throws Jericho into the ropes, Jericho ducks the clothesline, and kicks Benoit in the stomach. Now Jericho is hooking Benoit up for the Snap Suplex..he gets it!! The cover, 1...2.. and a kick out. Benoit is up, OHHHH!! What a huge chop to the chest of Y2J!! OHHHH!! Another chop!! Jericho reverses Benoit, throwing him into the ropes, and this time Benoit ducks the clothesline, and goes for the Crippler Crossface!! He's got it!! BENOIT HAS LOCKED IN THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!! JERICHO MUST TAP OUT!! BUT JERICHO GETS HIS HAND ON THE ROPE!!
Benoit has to break the hold, and begins stomping on Jericho. And now Benoit's going up top, for the Flying Headbutt!! He gets it!! Benoit flies through the air like a missile, and slams his forehead into the stomach of Y2J!!
This is over, 1....2....OHHH!! JERICHO KICKS OUT!! And now Jericho with the right hands, and the DDT!! Jericho goes for the Lionsauly, but Benoit gets his knees up!!
Wait!! It's Eddie Guerrero (FantasyMeister)!! The ref doesn't see him!! Guerrero with the Frog Splash to Benoit!!
Jericho now goes over to Benoit, and he's going for the Walls Of Jericho!! He gets it!! BENOIT TAPS OUT!!! BENOIT TAPS PUT!! JERICHO WINS!!
The winner, and SRW Intercontinental champion, Chris Jericho (RastaBillySkank).
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