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"I went to the dentist today"

All fine. 19 and not one filling.

I was told I have “immaculate” teeth.

Ooh, nasty.

Anyway - I'm off to bed. 'night.

Sleep well little man.

*Ruffles hair*

Or is it only Goaty that can do that?

You're on the list of people allowed to do that, but it's a bloody short list!

And less of the little ...

The ladies have nicknamed me the Dentist, cos I always give them a decent filling. You know what I mean? Nudge nudge wink wink.

My sandwich shop is ever so popular.

The sagacious one wrote:
> The ladies have nicknamed me the Dentist, cos I always give them a
> decent filling. You know what I mean? Nudge nudge wink wink.
>
> My sandwich shop is ever so popular.

:D

I love you

Public service isn't it Saggy?

The sagacious one wrote:
> The ladies have nicknamed me the Dentist, cos I always give them a
> decent filling.

It's not because when you try to pull they always end up laughing, then ... ?

My teeth were always brilliant then I had to get a small filling last year

*cries*

Timmargh wrote:
> The sagacious one wrote:
> The ladies have nicknamed me the Dentist, cos I always give them a
> decent filling.
>
> It's not because when you try to pull they always end up laughing,
> then ... ?

You should see what I do to their baps.

The sagacious one wrote:
> You should see what I do to their baps.

Sprinkle flour on them or put a few rashers of bacon between them? Or Both? Or Neither?