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I was told I have “immaculate” teeth.
> The sagacious one wrote:
> You should see what I do to their baps.
>
> Sprinkle flour on them or put a few rashers of bacon between them? Or
> Both? Or Neither?
I squeeze my infamous giant sausage between them, sometimes using copious amounts of butter to act as a lubricant. They all adore my big portions but this may have to stop, when one of them told me she's got a bun in her oven.
She must be refering to a rival shop she plans to open.
god, I'm getting steadily crapper at stringing sentences together.
> I have scars from chicken pox and acne. I go into Pizza Hut to order a
> cheese and tomato pizza and they say "I think you've had enough,
> mate."
heh heh. I'm reminded of that simpsons episode - "My god your greasy"
> You should see what I do to their baps.
Sprinkle flour on them or put a few rashers of bacon between them? Or Both? Or Neither?
> The sagacious one wrote:
> The ladies have nicknamed me the Dentist, cos I always give them a
> decent filling.
>
> It's not because when you try to pull they always end up laughing,
> then ... ?
You should see what I do to their baps.
*cries*
> The ladies have nicknamed me the Dentist, cos I always give them a
> decent filling.
It's not because when you try to pull they always end up laughing, then ... ?