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"The Fudge Song"

Fudge Fudge glorious Fudge,
When i eat too much the world is a smudge,
Eaten by queens and eaten by dukes
i love it so much i need to puke
I cannot imagine a world without it
such a hellhole makes me want to spit
talking of hellholes my ars* loves it too
cos' fudge always gives you, nice soft squidgy poo

I dunno, what are your measurements?

English_Bloke wrote:
> Flockhart wrote:
> didnt your subtitle used to be "have you any nuts"
>
> Indeed it was...are you following me?

do you want me to?

Flockhart wrote:
> didnt your subtitle used to be "have you any nuts"

Indeed it was...are you following me?

didnt your subtitle used to be "have you any nuts" ? yes i do i have to tuck them into my pockets so they dont trip me up.

The "-" in that make me think you are over compensating.

English_Bloke wrote:
> And if you're a lass you can also make me happy by doing just that.

whoa!! im a very straight male(*sits up straight,asserts masculinity) i love football dont you? and girls? yes i definitely like girls(*puffs out chest) eng-er-land,en-ger-land.

And if you're a lass you can also make me happy by doing just that.

its nice to know i can make people laugh without taking off my pants.

HA!

Now THAT made me chuckle

i think this a better fudging song

# shut your fudging face,uncle fudger
youre a c**k sucking,@rse licking uncle fudger
youre a uncle fudger yes its true
nobody fudges uncles quite like you

shut your fudging face,uncle fudger
youre the one who fudged your uncle,uncle fudger,
you dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn
you just fudge your uncle all day long