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"Heylo people, I'm new here...*titters*"

Emm yeh, hey guys and gals. I am new to these forums and have no idea what makes a decent post. I had this one idea to write a post testing the tolerance of staff members but don't think it'd turn out too well. Perhaps I shall write a few more posts later and soon become a regular like befo...I mean like...Paradox. *shifty eyes* Anyway just saying hi to you all:P 'lo!

Yes, clearly.

And your dry sarcasm makes you Jack Dee.

That's an intelligent reply Paradox. Almost as witty as your Cubist friend here. It's like a double act, you two really should look into a career in comedy.

Go and mutilate your father with a strap-on, tiltawhirl.

*Mauls Paradox*

You knew that was coming :P

Please stop with your hilarious wit, my sides really can't take anymore.

*stubs out cigarette on your head*

Quite.

Of course, I am sex on wheels

They're your sex noises?

*worries*

Vroom vroom...;)