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Look at my reviews and do the complete opposite
my reviews are rubbish
> I knew someone wouldn't help me! (That means you, paradox_sneezer!)
Hey, I'm not a bad guy I just really need games because I'm poor and im from a *shudders* working class family.
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Serious advice right:
Check out the reviews by Rickoss and El Blokey, they're the best reviews on the site. Solksjaer isnt half bad either.
With a review outline the game, talk about the different modes, graphics, sound, multiplayer and then round it up. Dont use cliqués and use standard english, dont "lol" all the time in it.
If you follow this then its just a matter of time before you win.
> I'm eagerly awaiting part 2 in your guide to socks Kyz...
I never intended to do a part 2, I was going to do a guide to cotton buds but went off the idea because it was plain rubbish. Give me a good idea and I'll squeeze it for all its worth.
PS. Use an excess of exclaimation marks!!!!!!!!!!!