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"If you had to shag 5 games characters..."

If you had to sex up 5 computer games characters, who would you choose?

Cubist wrote:

> Female -
>
> 1)Lara
> 2)Buffy The Vampire Slayer
> 3)Faith The Vampire Slayer
> 4)Rhinoa (sp?) Rinoa...
> 5)Willow The Wicca although she's ginger and I don't condone
> gingerism
>

1. Tifa (Tifa in fights, not on the map, she's fat then)
2. The chick from streets of rage (2D 'lovin' could be fun)
3. Lara Croft (Angel of darkness stylee, not back in here triangular days)
4. Smurfett (The sheer mechanics of it are mind boggling)
5. There's a Charlie's Angels game right? (Good Morning Pinko! Good morning Ladies)

Of course Lil Ginge would have to join me in ALL of those for the fun of it.

Fat Magician wrote:
> Its too small.;(

That's what I said but it didn't stop you trying, did it?

#1 Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
#2 Anna Kournikova (Top Spin)
#3 Cortana (Halo)
#4 Helena (DOA2)
#5 Bastila (KOTOR)

Sex up?

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> #3 Cortana (Halo)
> #5 Bastila (KOTOR)

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Wouldn't it be virtual sex if you got it on with Cortona? And wasn't she purple? Weirdo.

But you're not alone in wanting to give Bastila one. The posh birds are always the dirtiest in bed.

Oh God, what am I saying?

AfroJoe wrote:
> 1. Jigglypuff

We all like Jiggly puffs

heh.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Wouldn't it be virtual sex if you got it on with Cortona? And wasn't
> she purple? Weirdo.

You are all talking about having sex with video game characters, and you are raising that point?!?!?!??!!?

Enjoy it, or I'll curse you.

1) If the key maker appears in any matrix game HE IS MINE ;)
2) Zoidberg Thaqt fishy sensation and jiggly wiggle OUCHA!
3) Indiana Jones - rugged older man with a wip and a hat YEEHA!
4) Hmmm... Rugby World cup game is out now isnt it??? *ahem*
5) And um Harry Potter *flee's from school fence with shades and camera*