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"If you had to shag 5 games characters..."

If you had to sex up 5 computer games characters, who would you choose?

Can't get a real girlfriend so we're resorting to jacking off to pictures of Lara Croft now?

Oh for shame.

1) Lil
2) Phil
3) Tommy
4) Chucky
5) Angelica

From that Rugrats game thing. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

I've already got one, shes at work right now.

Jú§t Tinká wrote:
> Taking adantage

...

Fat Magician wrote:
> Hey, im fat and im a magician so i aint gonna get any better am i,
> unless i go for Gerried Princess *Shivers*. Anyway, shes got the
> biggest (.)(.)'s
> in the Calibur Industry.

You could always get a blow-up girlfriend.

Taking adantage of Claire Redfield in RE2 sounds good.

Paradox: wrote:

>Fat Magician wrote:

> 3. Ivy (Soul Calibur)

>She's grey so she must be really old, like 30.

Hey, im fat and im a magician so i aint gonna get any better am i, unless i go for Gerried Princess *Shivers*. Anyway, shes got the biggest (.)(.)'s
in the Calibur Industry.

Paradox: wrote:
> I'd bone Donkey Kong.

nicely put!

Paradox: wrote:
> She's grey so she must be really old, like 30.

Ha. Ha.

*sharpens knife*

Fat Magician wrote:

> 3. Ivy (Soul Calibur)

She's grey so she must be really old, like 30.