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14 things I hate about everybody
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the feck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their bum to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fecking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the feck would you keep looking after you've found it? why Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No T*sser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fecking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the feck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fecking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*b head?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.
So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?'
No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks
that's an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you
don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's
has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fecking McKn*b.
14. When you involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you
alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and
be off.
wats ur fave quote ?
Sorry for sum off the bad language
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the feck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their bum to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fecking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the feck would you keep looking after you've found it? why Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No T*sser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fecking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the feck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fecking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*b head?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.
So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?'
No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks
that's an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you
don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's
has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fecking McKn*b.
14. When you involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you
alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and
be off.
wats ur fave quote ?
Sorry for sum off the bad language
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Not bothered to read it but who would bother typing out all that?!
I can't be bothered to sleep already fell asleep twice today!
I can't be bothered to sleep already fell asleep twice today!
ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
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> no quotes, but I hate it when people narrate what they are doing, as
> they do it. You know, they put something on the table "....
> I'll just put that on there, and ....."
>
> it's completely pointless.
Yeah my mum does that for nearly everything. She says its for checking that's she done everything before moving on, such is her memory these days. Can't fault the idea, though I'm sure most people employ a much quieter version, i.e. saying it in their head (don't even think about picking on that, Satan) as they do it.
>
> no quotes, but I hate it when people narrate what they are doing, as
> they do it. You know, they put something on the table "....
> I'll just put that on there, and ....."
>
> it's completely pointless.
Yeah my mum does that for nearly everything. She says its for checking that's she done everything before moving on, such is her memory these days. Can't fault the idea, though I'm sure most people employ a much quieter version, i.e. saying it in their head (don't even think about picking on that, Satan) as they do it.
> 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know
> where my watch is pal, where the feck is yours? Do I point at my
> crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
Fair enough, although in noisy environments, this still has some merit.
> 2. People who are willing to get off their bum to search the entire
> room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and
> change the channel manually.
Again, fair enough, but you're going to have to find it sometime, may as well be now.
> 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat
> it too". Fecking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
It's only a metaphor, there's no real cake. although you knew that.
> 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
> Of course it is. Why the feck would you keep looking after you've
> found it? why Do people do this? Who and where are they?
the full phrase is "it's the last place you'd think to look", but the lazy/thick cross section of society have changed it to a none-sensical version.
> 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see
> that?". No T*sser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and
> stare at the fecking floor.
Yep, have to agree with that one.
> 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't
> really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
Again yep, it makes no sense.
> 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
> then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
> then there must have been something before it.
can't fault that logic
> 8. When people say "life is short". What the feck?? Life is
> the longest
> damn thing anyone ever fecking does!! What can you do that's longer?
I believe the term is 'life is TOO short', which makes sense. The term 'life is short' actually makes no sense whatsoever - life is billions of years old, and can vary from the height of an amoeba to the height of *insert tall animals name*.
> 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the
> bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*b
> head?
depends which bus exactly they were referring to.
> 10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.
> So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
now you're just being picky, as am I.
> 11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?'
> No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
again, it's common courtesy, I think you're too easily rattled.
> 12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks
> that's an image I really didn't need.
yep, no need for that.
> 13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you
> don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's
> has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks.
> Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fecking
> McKn*b.
Never had that problem, but I always have the quarter pounder with cheese. I always ask for nuggets, rather than mcnuggets though, and haven't had them look at me funny yet.
> 14. When you involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you
> alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and
> be off.
now that IS being picky. I like to think that if I am hurt lying in the road, that someone will approach and ask if I am alright.
> wats ur fave quote ?
no quotes, but I hate it when people narrate what they are doing, as they do it. You know, they put something on the table ".... I'll just put that on there, and ....."
it's completely pointless.
> where my watch is pal, where the feck is yours? Do I point at my
> crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
Fair enough, although in noisy environments, this still has some merit.
> 2. People who are willing to get off their bum to search the entire
> room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and
> change the channel manually.
Again, fair enough, but you're going to have to find it sometime, may as well be now.
> 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat
> it too". Fecking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
It's only a metaphor, there's no real cake. although you knew that.
> 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
> Of course it is. Why the feck would you keep looking after you've
> found it? why Do people do this? Who and where are they?
the full phrase is "it's the last place you'd think to look", but the lazy/thick cross section of society have changed it to a none-sensical version.
> 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see
> that?". No T*sser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and
> stare at the fecking floor.
Yep, have to agree with that one.
> 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't
> really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
Again yep, it makes no sense.
> 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
> then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
> then there must have been something before it.
can't fault that logic
> 8. When people say "life is short". What the feck?? Life is
> the longest
> damn thing anyone ever fecking does!! What can you do that's longer?
I believe the term is 'life is TOO short', which makes sense. The term 'life is short' actually makes no sense whatsoever - life is billions of years old, and can vary from the height of an amoeba to the height of *insert tall animals name*.
> 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the
> bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*b
> head?
depends which bus exactly they were referring to.
> 10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.
> So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
now you're just being picky, as am I.
> 11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?'
> No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
again, it's common courtesy, I think you're too easily rattled.
> 12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks
> that's an image I really didn't need.
yep, no need for that.
> 13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you
> don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's
> has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks.
> Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fecking
> McKn*b.
Never had that problem, but I always have the quarter pounder with cheese. I always ask for nuggets, rather than mcnuggets though, and haven't had them look at me funny yet.
> 14. When you involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you
> alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and
> be off.
now that IS being picky. I like to think that if I am hurt lying in the road, that someone will approach and ask if I am alright.
> wats ur fave quote ?
no quotes, but I hate it when people narrate what they are doing, as they do it. You know, they put something on the table ".... I'll just put that on there, and ....."
it's completely pointless.
Yeah they are pretty good, where did you get them from?
lol at the first post!
heh
he said McKn*b!
he said McKn*b!
Which site did you get this from?
Some of those are classic comic sketches from the likes of "The Carrot" and Peter Kay.
Some of those are classic comic sketches from the likes of "The Carrot" and Peter Kay.
Puuuuuuure genius. How'd you like a McHard McKick in the McCrotch, McBrainless McEmployee? :^)
lol they are great.
They are all great, one of the better posts i have seen on here for a while now.
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