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It's true people.
I was in a footie tourney earlier today, and I, quite frankly, kicked ass.
I was RF (right forward) up until the quarters, and I hadn't scored.
Then I changed to CF, because he got nailed in the shin - even though he was wearing shinpads. I actually found it funny.
Anyway, from then, I started scoring Godlike goals. I normally score goals that are set up geniusly by my mates, and all I have to do is tap it in. But today was different, oh yessiree.
Quarters - I got 1 goal from like miles away. It was a spur of the moment shot - I just looked up and hit it. The keeper just kinda stood there, even though it would've been easy as hell to save, had he put a strong hand to it. And the spin and curve on it was unbelievable.
Semi's - I got a hat-trick. First goal was scrappy, second was a chested volley from just inside the box (from a cross), and the 3rd was just magnifique, if I do say so myself. Slid down the wing from a defender (regards, great pass), and we were on the counter. I played it one-two to a midfielder, I sprinted forward, only just avoided offside as I went towards the corner of the box as he passed it back. I then was sprinting towards the keeper who was doing likewise, so I did a Terry Henry style spin over the ball and slotted it. Probably the best goal I've ever scored.
Infact, I probably scored more in that tourney than I ever have. Well, maybe not.
But they were class.
Damn I'm good.
Oh, and the final went to penalties. It went down to the keepers taking them, and ours missed by have the pitch.
I was in a footie tourney earlier today, and I, quite frankly, kicked ass.
I was RF (right forward) up until the quarters, and I hadn't scored.
Then I changed to CF, because he got nailed in the shin - even though he was wearing shinpads. I actually found it funny.
Anyway, from then, I started scoring Godlike goals. I normally score goals that are set up geniusly by my mates, and all I have to do is tap it in. But today was different, oh yessiree.
Quarters - I got 1 goal from like miles away. It was a spur of the moment shot - I just looked up and hit it. The keeper just kinda stood there, even though it would've been easy as hell to save, had he put a strong hand to it. And the spin and curve on it was unbelievable.
Semi's - I got a hat-trick. First goal was scrappy, second was a chested volley from just inside the box (from a cross), and the 3rd was just magnifique, if I do say so myself. Slid down the wing from a defender (regards, great pass), and we were on the counter. I played it one-two to a midfielder, I sprinted forward, only just avoided offside as I went towards the corner of the box as he passed it back. I then was sprinting towards the keeper who was doing likewise, so I did a Terry Henry style spin over the ball and slotted it. Probably the best goal I've ever scored.
Infact, I probably scored more in that tourney than I ever have. Well, maybe not.
But they were class.
Damn I'm good.
Oh, and the final went to penalties. It went down to the keepers taking them, and ours missed by have the pitch.
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Filthy sailor!
Azul wrote:
> I'm sure you've heard the "Me love you long time" line from
> your mates enough times already, so I won't bother.
>
> Me love you long time.
> Sorry, couldn't resist.
Oh yes. They did love me long time. Except no money changed hands - I don't believe in that sort of thing. However, I do think Thai women just don't know how to say no. Madness.
> I'm sure you've heard the "Me love you long time" line from
> your mates enough times already, so I won't bother.
>
> Me love you long time.
> Sorry, couldn't resist.
Oh yes. They did love me long time. Except no money changed hands - I don't believe in that sort of thing. However, I do think Thai women just don't know how to say no. Madness.
Azul wrote:
> I'm sure you've heard the "Me love you long time" line from
> your mates
I've just noticed how unintentionally hilarious that is.
You know what I mean.
> I'm sure you've heard the "Me love you long time" line from
> your mates
I've just noticed how unintentionally hilarious that is.
You know what I mean.
Loads. Went swimming in shark infested waters, did a bit of elephant trekking up a waterfall, stacked my bike into the the car belonging to the owner of the Reggae Pub when I was horribly inebriated and ended up having to pay him off as well as bribing the corrupt police. Sauntered down to a crocodile show and endure the fear of sticking my hand in the "jaws of certain death", went paragliding, nearly got pulled off my bike by a bunch of eager ladyboys (even more scary than the croc) as well as firing an
AK-47 set to auto before being offered the chance to fire an RPG into a live cow! I declined the offer of wasting the cow but I did fire it into a wall. It was pretty astounding and fairly cheap as well!
AK-47 set to auto before being offered the chance to fire an RPG into a live cow! I declined the offer of wasting the cow but I did fire it into a wall. It was pretty astounding and fairly cheap as well!
That was for UB, by the way.
Stupid interupting person.
Stupid interupting person.
I'm sure you've heard the "Me love you long time" line from your mates enough times already, so I won't bother.
Me love you long time.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Me love you long time.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
heh well I can match that. This was a recent game I played for my club scoring 6 of my 18 goals so far this season. Suck on this :p
Winchmore Hill 11 Forty Hill B 0
Cheshunt Youth League
Under 14
Sunday 7 December
Report from (Manager)
A record win was recorded against the side bottom of the table, who are having a tough first season. Our target before the game was to keep a clean sheet and this was achieved by a defence that kept their positions, shape and discipline.
Up front we took an early lead thanks to an own goal after a good run and cross by (Right Midfielder). We then proceeded to miss a hat full of chances and it looked like it wasn't going to be our day. However, we kept on creating chances and at half time found ourselves a very respectable 6-0 in front.
Forty Hill rallied after the break and forced a few corners but the Hill rattled in another five after the break. (Me Striker) led the goalscoring with six goals, (Right mid) grabbed a couple and (Striker 2) and (Centre Back) got one each.
Winchmore Hill 11 Forty Hill B 0
Cheshunt Youth League
Under 14
Sunday 7 December
Report from (Manager)
A record win was recorded against the side bottom of the table, who are having a tough first season. Our target before the game was to keep a clean sheet and this was achieved by a defence that kept their positions, shape and discipline.
Up front we took an early lead thanks to an own goal after a good run and cross by (Right Midfielder). We then proceeded to miss a hat full of chances and it looked like it wasn't going to be our day. However, we kept on creating chances and at half time found ourselves a very respectable 6-0 in front.
Forty Hill rallied after the break and forced a few corners but the Hill rattled in another five after the break. (Me Striker) led the goalscoring with six goals, (Right mid) grabbed a couple and (Striker 2) and (Centre Back) got one each.
Hey UB!
Thailand, eh? Get up to much?
Thailand, eh? Get up to much?
Evening all!
God, I'm tired. I'm back from Thailand and what a great time I had. Superb work. I see Luton will be facing Tranmere/Bolton in the FA Cup.xcellent work.
God, I'm tired. I'm back from Thailand and what a great time I had. Superb work. I see Luton will be facing Tranmere/Bolton in the FA Cup.xcellent work.
:P
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