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Day off, what happens? Some kid on a moped drives into the back of my parked car and you end up spending an hour dealing with it as best as you can.

And it's like they barely care about how-many moped-riders we have coming to our roads - yet, they'll do all-they-can to keep less people for getting their full driving licenses! :P

They have such simple tests, too - if, even, you can call them that!
All they do is get driven round the roads for a couple of hours in the day, showing the "examiners" they can driver around the cones and follow roads and stuff - more of a driving LESSON, if anything!

And even when they have "passed", they get away with the stupidest of things (much like transit van-drivers!)... They can drive as dangerously as they like, without checking mirrors; yet, we car-drivers get penalised, these days, for missing-out on such "minor things" during our tests.


They can be the difference between a pass and failure in your driving test; yet, they mean absolutely-nothing to anyone riding a moped!


I see kids at college thinking they're "all that" at lunchtimes, sitting on them eating their lunch... And then, when they leave, they "have" to rev-the-heck out of the little things!

I'm gonna do something stupid to every-one of them, one-day... Just wait 'til I pass my test - then they'll see how precious they are!! :@

I hate little kids on mopeds - they really P me off! :P

They're always weaving in-and-out of traffic without checking mirrors and stuff, so, one of them was bound to get hurt, sooner-or-later! (I just wish it was more, to tell you the truth...)

But at least you've done nothing wrong. I can see myself getting `done´ for knocking a moped-rider of his bike, whenever I get my driving license... I just know something that-bad's gonna happen to ME! :P

It's strange,though, because I never thought mopeds could actually go fast-enough to do any kind of damage like that... Was it going down a slope or something? :)

My car has a smashed brake-light and cracked bumper. His Ped is a right-off and he broke his leg.

... but, you don't go away empty handed because we're gonna cut your hands off!

*ding*


WROOOOOOONG!

Oooh we're sorry it was infact (c) the Moped..but lets see what u could have won........

His car, obviously :)

Ineedsleep wrote:
> Poor little thing, I hope it's okay.

Do u mean..
a)English_Bloke
b)His Car
c)Moped
or..
d) The Kid on the moped


*cheesy American Game Show host voice*

Plaaaaace your bets now!

Did you hurriedly change into your policeman's uniform and then confront him? That's what I'd do - scare the living s**t outta the brat!

I bet you reversed into him really ...

Did you get his number plate?