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"I nearly fell off my chair laughing ..."

... when I saw the advert for Jade Goody's new workout video. You'll know what I mean when you see it. My god that girl is surely the most stupid human being on the planet - yet she's rolling in it and has her own video out.

You have to despair at the state of our society sometimes, don't ya?

I get it, go for the uglos so there's more chance of success. Jesus Christ. Jade Goody? Man, you have some serious issues.

"Are you dancing?"

(screeetch) "you askking?"

"I'm asking"

(screeetch) "well am dencin"

Cue my neck hairs standing on edge and teeth grinding...........

Damn, Pandemonium got there before me :D

The fact she's fat anyway is funny enough.

Cyclone wrote:
> Damn, Pandemonium got there before me :D
>
> The fact she's fat anyway is funny enough.

She's not actually fat anymore.

She looks ridiculous now.

She looked slightly better when fatter

*cringes*

Oh pish, maybe not fat, but she is unbelievably ugly in every respect.

So there.

Is the video out yet? I need to have a workout.

Pandaemonium wrote:
> "Are you dancing?"
>
> (screeetch) "you askking?"
>
> "I'm asking"
>
> (screeetch) "well am dencin"
>
> Cue my neck hairs standing on edge and teeth grinding...........

I'd add to this but you said it all.

> "Are you dancing?"
>
> (screeetch) "you askking?"
>
> "I'm asking"
>
> (screeetch) "well am dencin"

they nicked that from the young ones!!

Rick: "hey viv, you dancin'?"
vyvian: "you asking?"
Rick: "i'm asking"
vyvian: "well pi$$ off"

:)

Very_Metal wrote:
> Rick: "hey viv, you dancin'?"
> vyvian: "you asking?"
> Rick: "i'm asking"
> vyvian: "well pi$$ off"
>
> :)

Gawdamn! I knew it rang a bell from somewhere!