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"Gamezville - Could it get more stupid?"

Just been watching Gamezville, and someone sent in a question to them.

Q: What is better, Cartridges or CD's?

A: Well Cartridges load faster and don't use memory cards, and CD's hold more data, plus CD's are shiny and cool.

Shiny and cool?

Dumbest reason ever?

Azul wrote:
> Listening to those retards speak is enough to make me want to stab
> myself in the eardrum with a drill.
>
> "Ah fink dat dizz gam iz weel gud daz"
> "Yeh man, izz laahk itz reel, innit?"
> "lik yeh man"

Listening to those retards speak is enough to make me want to stab myself in the eardrum with a drill.

"Ah fink dat dizz gam iz weel gud daz"
"Yeh man, izz laahk itz reel, innit?"
"lik yeh man"

Errr

Painters?

Oh my God this show is retarded.
Saw a bit today on Roller Coaster Tycoon 2's latest expansion pack, they had one of their "G-Team" members give a low-down on what it is n such. The So-Solid reject then made a joke...I think it was a joke. "Iz it for people hoo just can't be bovered to go to real feeem parks?"
Ha.Ha. :|
Then they interview this girl who...oh my god could she be more typical teenager or what, she had greasy hair, skin, manky clothes and urggh. It's like they were screaming out "GIRLS WHO PLAY GAMES ARE MINGERS!"

"So Sowfee, do you like feem parks?"
"Yuh"
"Do you like fis time twistaaaah expansion pak?"
"Uhh its awright"

All the while having the stroppiest goober face on. MY GOD GIRL! YOU'RE ON NATIONAL TV, MAKE A FCUKING EFFORT!!!

My favourite bit is when Daz and Jamie have a Battle of the Games, which they clearly have never played before, and then let the G-Team collectively decide which one is better:
And it's always Ready To Rumble 2.

"Weww Daz, Ready 2 Rumble has loads of cool fighters like Afro Thunder"
"But *other boxing game* has amazing graphics"
"What do you think G-Team"
"We choose *other game* because it has the graphics, sound, and gameplay to make it a winner"
"Thanks G-Team"
"Let's bum each other Daz"
"Okay Jamie. On the top screen we have Daz in blue and on the bottom screen we have Jamie in red, and we're playing let's bum the G-team"

In the gadgets section today, they had a cool looking retro style controller for the PS2, by Mad Catz. But in true Gamezville fashion, they never told you where you could get one, or if they were even released yet.

So if anyone knows what controller I'm on about, do you know where I could get one?

Ta

truly not very good

i know gamezville is abit lame. i don't even know why they show it on sky 1. the game guru only does about 2 cheats when its on! how lame...

the fact that a quick visit to www.gamezville.tv reveals....


.... nothing.
the domain is used JUST for the email addresses. just shows you how much hope there was for the show to not even cobble together a basic site :-\

seriously though, a program about a digital medium without a website?? that's ludicrous. honestly, the only explaination i can think of is that they thought the show was SO awful it wouldn't last long enough to warrant one (here's hoping), OR, they asked the presenters to do the website. who of course failed when they realised there wasn't a "WWW 2004" game by EA on the playstation.

then they cried.


.. sorry, got lost a little there :)