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-Hedfix posted too much and on this day he took the number one spot on the all time top posters list. We're sure he'll still be top in 50 years time, probably still posting.
-Crossbob posted too much rubbish
-World of Warcrack has consumed many an innocent soul, including Bullett's
-The Decent<-->Smacktard ratio on these forums is severely weighing on the wrong side.
-Bullett just had a Burger King.
-Tphi just farted.
-Mattribute: "Don't look back into the sun now you know that your time has come"
-Fish slaps are in. Happy Slaps are out.
-Dringo is going to court, because his "friend" burnt down a barn.
-The greatest SR spoof to date: [URL]http://ukchatforums.reserve.co.uk/display_messages.php?threadid=125845&forumid=301[/URL]
-We all feel Henry the whale's pain.
-Dringo: The Movie [URL]http://img42.echo.cx/my.php?image=dringothemovie4ea.jpg[/URL]
-Two non-WoW things which have been eating up our souls: [URL]http://crazyfrog.yourebustingmyballs.com/hatethatfrog/index.asp?q=ringtones[/URL] and [URL]http://www.googlefight.com/[/URL]
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Henry's Story
Many moons ago there was a whale called Henry.
[URL]http://img276.echo.cx/my.php?image=whale0rn.png[/URL]
He was a cool whale, the sort of whale you'd see in a Hollywood film
like Free Willy or possibly in a publicity shot for Sea World. His
good looks landed him various roles which made him a fair bit of
money. He used this to buy himself a sports car, Steve McQueen style.
Unfortunately, Steve McQueen style, he crashed.
[URL]http://img276.echo.cx/my.php?image=carcrash2wd.png[/URL]
Henry was badly hurt in the accident.
[URL]http://img276.echo.cx/my.php?image=firewhale0lx.jpg[/URL]
The observant among you may have noticed that that image looks like
the first picture of him but edited slightly. His lawyers assure me
that this is just a co-incidence and that Henry did not fake the
accident to claim money on the insurance. After the accident, Henry
was taken to hospital.
[URL]http://img273.echo.cx/my.php?image=hospitalwhale9gz.jpg[/URL]
He was bandaged up and he got on well with his doctor despite him
looking extremely creepy. Henry recovered, not Steve McQueen style,
but as you can see he was badly hurt with a lot of disfigurement.
However, he is now back in the sea as shown in his current shot.
[URL]http://www.mmiusa.com/ookpik/photo/whale.jpg[/URL]
The accident has meant that Henry has been unable to get jobs as high
profile as before and is currently working as the mascot for
Bob_the_Moose music. Contact can be made via Silent Thunder.
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I don't understand electrolysis :(
Whatever happend to him?
Poor Dringo... I'd hate to be in his situation. If there was any sensibility in our law system, he'd be fine.