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"I felt two pairs of breasts in one night"

Waheh

One was my girlfriend

The other being my errr ebst mate's girlfriend but it was all drunken fun so I've been told.

Not that I can remember but go me.

Lol Borat.

Lindgren wrote:
> Have you ever heard of the poem "Colonel Fazackerley"
> Borat? You just reminded me of it.

Heard of it? I can't even pronounce it! :D *




* = not true, I'm actually a genius

Slightly smaller than Brazil i'm afraid :P

How about Russia?

Lindgren wrote:
> Well I was gonna as for some nuts, but it seems from your tagline that
> you don't have any. :P

I have some, my tag is to eliminate if you so.

My nuts are big, like.

They are so big I can’t call them Brazil nuts, because Brazil isn’t big enough, how big is Texas?

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> I also got Borat’s joke, sophisticated though it was.
>
> what what?
>
> *adjusts monocle*
> *takes swig of brandy*

Have you ever heard of the poem "Colonel Fazackerley" Borat? You just reminded me of it.

English_Bloke wrote:
> I also got Borat’s joke, sophisticated though it was.

what what?

*adjusts monocle*
*takes swig of brandy*

Well I was gonna as for some nuts, but it seems from your tagline that you don't have any. :P

Lindgren wrote:
> But I don't see what I get out of it.

What do you want?

I also got Borat’s joke, sophisticated though it was.

Then rejoice my child!

cookie monster wrote:
> ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> that's nothing, when someone asked me what that guy was called, that
> is a cook, and used to be a footballer, and shouts at people a lot,
> and I replied 'Harry Ramsden', I felt a right t!t.
>
> ba boom tsch
>
> Ha ha ha, i think im the only one that got it though.

Nope. I did