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"Most Painful"

After getting a hockey ball smashed into my foot from point blank range at the weekend, I decided that it could be classed as one of the most painful things that have happened to me.

I've done it before but this time it got me on the outside of my foot near my little toe. My foot is still swollen and it's gone purple from the bruising!

So what's the most painful encounter that you've experienced? A broken limb?

I've had a bad fall while skiing where I twisted both my knees and it hurt to walk for the following week but it wasn't really pain, just aching. I'll think of more stuff later probably.

Oh and broken hearts don't count, I only want to hear about proper pain.

I was EIGHT years old. Some boy had pinned me to a wall so much it hurt my wrists and was trying to have a fondle. Believe me I tried kickin, punchin the lot - didnt work so what was done was done.

I wouldnt do it to any random bloke but this was pretty much necesary - I was suprised i didnt dso it to the frence bloke in spain but hell - his black eye carried out as much pleasure

Mine was at school. I was leaning on my chair (as you do) and fell back! My mate was sitting behind me with a sharp pencil. My hand fell on the pencil and it went right through my hand. I looked at it for a mintue before the pain came through. I was then running down to the nurse with a pencil through my hand. It went through my palm and out the back between the bones of my 3rd and 4th fingers.

Oh and breaking my wrist in basketball was painfull too, i could feel the inside of my elbow with my fingers.

A woman hitting a bloke in the groin, unless when done during a rape or mugging situation, should carry the death penalty. You just DON'T know how much it hurts. Child birth? Pft.

I gave a sleez in junior school a knock to the nethers.

He had pinned me to a wall and tried to stick his tongue down my throat.

I wouldnt do it to anyone but damn when your stuck it just ever so quick action :P

Yeah, ol' Ginge has told that tale before. Devastating.

I got kicked in my priceless region as a kid. I sort of went mute and slid down the wall, clutching them.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> I got stuck on the toilet as a kid - that hurt.
>
> Umm, K?
>


Im tiny so was my button i was bout 5 lent back and kind of the suction wouldnt let it go. My bottom and circulation was a little bad if you know what i mean. Long story - much pain - much humiliation.

a mate of mine went over the handlebars of his bike and smashed his two front teeth out when he was younger. that's gotta hurt.

Lil Ginge wrote:
> I got stuck on the toilet as a kid - that hurt.

Umm, K?

I got my knackers stamped on, that smarts a little.

Hands up who has ever piddled on an electric fence?

I haven't but cajoled my neighbour into doing it. His screams could be heard for miles.

HA HA HA!

I was walking down a mountain in Austria - tripped over a rock and kind of rolled for a while till i hit the fence which keeps the cows in a particular area - via electric shock.

Ouch but funny as a fart in a can.